One-liners to June 26th 2026

07 Jun Ed finds himself caught in the middle, and Tracy receives a surprising offer.
08 Jun Pip faces some difficult decisions, and opportunity knocks for George.
09 Jun Jazzer offers his opinion, and Kirsty receives support from an unlikely source.
10 Jun It’s last chance saloon at Home Farm, and Amber faces a dilemma.
11 Jun Stella makes a big declaration, and Helen eagerly anticipates an answer.
12 Jun Brian plays his trump card, and the residents of Ambridge enjoy a day out.

14 Jun The fallout continues at Home Farm, and Oliver keeps tight lipped.
15 Jun Brian’s feelings are hurt, and Amber is on tenterhooks.
16 Jun Disaster strikes for David, and Alistair has his work cut out.
17 Jun George is feeling optimistic, and there’s good news at last at Brookfield.
18 Jun Kate struggles to find the silver lining, and Brad opens his heart.
19 Jun The stress builds for Amber, and Will attempts to make a good impression.

21 Jun Ian has a controversial brainwave, and George has his work cut out.
22 Jun The pressure is on for Ruth, and Brian offers some advice.
23 Jun Lilian attempts to inspire the next generation, and George wonders where he’s gone wrong.
24 Jun Helen puts her foot in it, and Keira has a trick up her sleeve.
25 Jun Ed attempts to keep the peace, and negotiations are made at Bridge Farm.
26 Jun Adam is presented with a shocking option, while Ruth finds herself exasperated.

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“Pile more stones on her, she’s still moving.”

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Blood thirsty birdie

M

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Oh come on, Twellsy, it’s Ruth! Isn’t everyone bloodthirsty when faced with Ruth?

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‘m not bloodthirsty. I’d be entirely happy wivvan quiet poisonin’.

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How about a nice wild mushroom stroganoff cooked with cream soured on Bridge farm when Helen looked at some cream before it was able to go in the ice cream mix?

I am sure someone can find a poisonous mushroom or ten…

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I fear tonight - Stella’s big declaration. Might not be what we are all hoping but a massive caving in to Pip’s blind assumptions re offspring.

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Bad luck, marya.

Good to see you in here, btw.

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Thank you Mummy dearest! Yes, the agony continues…surely once they are all under the same roof things will disintegrate.

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You don’t think the Beeb are too desperate to have a lesbian couple in charge at Brookfield to allow that? I think the best we can hope for there is the odd hiccup along the way, sadly.

I do however have hopes for Brian’s trump card tomorrow night. I esp hope that he’s decided to just sell the farm. (And disinherit Adam altogether, obviously.)

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Dangerous places, farms. A lot of things can happen to a middle-aged man who’s in a bad mood because he’s had a row with his stepdad. Just sayin’.

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And it’s silage cutting and slurry spraying…

Anyone we want to drown in poo and wee mixed in a lagoon?

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I’ve Got a Little List.

(and they’d none of 'em be missed.)

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Not as good as I’d hoped, but not bad.

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I bet Charles Collingwood enjoyed saying, “Get off my land!”

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Oh, that’s a favourite of mine!

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