One-liners to May 14

26 Apr Roy finds himself in a vulnerable position, and Tracy can’t take a hint.
27 Apr Susan can’t help worrying about Emma, and Roy’s the worse for wear.
28 Apr A wedding blunder leaves Kirsty fuming, and Tracy needs to swallow her pride.
29 Apr Things need to be said between Emma and Ed, and Leonie is determined to lend a hand.
30 Apr Lilian shares her Justin-wrangling wisdom, and Roy has a wobble.

03 May It’s a beautiful May afternoon, and Emma is marrying Ed. (May 22, 2015)
04 May It’s Adam and Ian’s wedding day. (December 14, 2006)
05 May Happy Kirsty rides to church, and Joe gets disgruntled. (April 24, 2014)
06 May Alice and Chris return from a holiday in Vegas with a surprise for their parents. (August 2, 2010)
07 May Ambridge bids a final farewell to Joe and Jim faces his big moment. (November 8, 2019)

10 May Brookfield in lockdown due to an outbreak of Foot and Mouth disease. (2001)
11 May Brian confesses to Jennifer. December 15, 2002)
12 May The Grundys are evicted from Grange Farm. (March, 2000)
13 May Floods hit Ambridge. (March 2015)
14 May Helen wins custody of her boys. (September 16, 2016)


Oh sodding hell.
Why don’t they just give up and bin the programme?

'oh, really? Which one ?"
yes I know the date is given above. That’s not the point.


Again, which one: concealment of sausage or of chemicals?


That’s one I might listen to, just to hear Brian take on the matter.