One-liners to Oct 20

The Archers Spoilers
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2 Oct Alistair and Anisha need to work together, and Ian reaches an agreement.
3 Oct Oliver decides to step down, and Brian is forced to pay out.
4 Oct Jolene tries to be a voice of reason, and Alice plays peace-maker.
5 Oct Kate chooses her side, and Harrison and Fallon celebrate.
6 Oct Lilian has ammunition, and Emma eyes a new venture.

8 Oct Justin is in the dog house, and the Grundys hatch a scheme.
9 Oct Emma has help from an unexpected source, and there is bad news for Alistair.
10 Oct Lilian finds herself tempted, while David and Ruth worry about Pip.
11 Oct Pip makes an embarrassing mistake, and Lily is left speechless.
12 Oct Helen puts her foot down, and Adam makes a friend.
13 Oct Matt stirs the pot, and Philip proves a knight in shining armour.

15 Oct Lilian feels guilty, and Pip admits her faux pas.
16 Oct Shula’s day goes from bad to worse, and Ruth makes plans for the future.
17 Oct Tony is put in an awkward position, and Emma is suspicious.
18 Oct Robert has victory in mind, and Kate tries to do the right thing.
19 Oct Toby battles with his feelings, and Matt continues to make trouble.
20 Oct Lilian receives a shocking proposition, and there is serious trouble at the vets.

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Philip who?

The last Philip - Phil Archer, the (invariably miserable, IRL gay) husband of simpering Jill - was dedded several years ago.

Who is this charlatan claiming to be Philip?

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He is Philip Moss, the builder or architect who helped Shula over the hunt kennel repairs.

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Probably a new ‘blow-in’ character for Kirsty or even (god 'elp us) Helen to have as a love interest.

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Shocking proposition for Lilian? Anything to do with Matt, d’you think?

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I don’t like Matt, nor Justin. :smiling_imp:

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While I dislike Jill at least as much as the next poster, I don’t think you can accuse her of simpering. Well, you can, because you did: but she doesn’t now and I don’t ever recall her doing so either.

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When you get her to stop making that daft little tittering noise whenever, she finds something mildly funny, I’ll believe you.

If she finds something funny then let her laugh. Properly.

p.s. I’m the “next poster” and I guarantee you don’t dislike her as much as me. :angry:

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