One-liners to October 20th

28 Sep Jazzer is shocked by a controversial suggestion, and Chelsea gathers the troops.
29 Sep Will Jim save the day? Susan attempts something different.

01 Oct Rob has a shocking request, and Eddie might be onto something.
02 Oct Alan wrestles with what to do for the best, and Tracy finds herself out of her comfort zone.
03 Oct Usha attempts to resolve a difficult situation, and Oliver thinks he’s found a solution.
04 Oct It’s a big day for Brad, and Alan finds himself under pressure.
05 Oct Emma attempts to solve a mystery, and Brad has a confession to make.
06 Oct Usha puts herself in a dangerous position, and there’s a visitor for Adil.

08 Oct Tension mounts at the vicarage, and Lynda has a brainwave.
09 Oct Will gets more than he bargained for, and Adil sees the light.
10 Oct Pat is on the warpath, and it’s a big day for Susan.
11 Oct Chaos reigns at Grey Gables, and George finds himself with double trouble.
12 Oct Adil makes a surprising decision, and pride is swallowed at Bridge Farm.
13 Oct Alan makes a shocking discovery, and George finds himself overrun.

15 Oct Clarrie finds herself in the spotlight, and Lee stands accused.
16 Oct Oliver faces a crisis, and Pip takes a big step.
17 Oct There’s chaos at Grey Gables, and Ian offers some advice.
18 Oct One resident makes a shocking discovery, and Oliver comes to a controversial decision.
19 Oct Alan faces a difficult conversation, and George has something up his sleeve.
20 Oct The Grundys have the rug pulled from under them, and Helen doesn’t know where to turn.


“Burn it down for the insurance money before any of the victims sue you.”


He finds dead Rob?


Then Lee stands accused! Did he kill him? Then the next Wednesday another resident makes a shocking discovery. Is Ambridge going to be littered with corpses?


Please God…

Other Deities are available…

Carinthia. xx


Should have used a professional, then they’d all be tidied neatly away.


While it’s obvious what this is going to be, I would so love to hear a paramedic muttering something like ‘Reverse cowgirl at her age is just asking for trouble’.

Oh well. As you were.