One-liners up to April 21

6 Apr Ruth regrets what she says, and Harrison tries to make amends.
7 Apr Lilian gets a window on the past, and Kirsty needs to keep faith.

9 Apr Lilian hopes to get things over quickly, and Kirsty tries something new.
10 Apr Brian struggles to keep his cool, and David wants to take the blame.
11 Apr Emma adjusts to a new routine, and Ed gets a talking to.
12 Apr Harrison offers an olive branch, and Tom thinks it is too late to play nice.
13 Apr Justin gets an unexpected offer, and it is a busy evening at nets.
14 Apr David cannot contain his anger, and Pip is cornered.

16 Apr Lilian has a spring in her step, and Toby offers little comfort.
17 Apr Josh is on the warpath, and Elizabeth is pampered.
18 Apr Peggy hears the good news, and Ruth wants to keep a low profile.
19 Apr Emma sets her sights on the future, and Anisha oversteps the mark.
20 Apr Everyone is celebrating at The Bull, and Rex fails to impress.
21 Apr Pip cannot apologise enough, and Lily takes charge.

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So. 2.5 weeks and the Scotch horse-botherer returns. What a shame.

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Today’s the day for some sort of confrontation between Ruth and Helen, two of my most disliked characters. What a dilemma, which one to root for? Brace yourselves for Ruth’s stroppy voice, it’s got a really nasty edge to it. Best not wear earphones.

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I’m happy to hear HQ get on her high horse … and Roof tear her off a strip in a way which will come back to bite her ass once the story of Peep’s duplicity emerges.

Or, better still, a full blown Harry Hill “FIIIIIIIGHT !!!”

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I wonder if it’ll boil down to Helen saying IBR and Ruth countering with I’ll see your IBR and raise you an e-coli.

Ruth: 'We may have IBR but at least we didn’t nearly kill a child!
Hellqueen: You nearly trampled several when you had that stampede on Open Farm Day.
Ruth: That was down to vandalism! At least I’ve never stabbed anyone …

Oh dear, I’m afraid this row can’t possibly live up to my expectations!

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[quote=“JustJanie, post:5, topic:166”]
Ruth: 'We may have IBR but at least we didn’t nearly kill a child!Hellqueen: You nearly trampled several when you had that stampede on Open Farm Day.Ruth: That was down to vandalism! At least I’ve never stabbed anyone …
[/quote]Now THAT would be fun.

Saying things which can’t be unsaid.

“Yeah … first a Turkey Baster then a Control Freak, but we only have YOUR word for that, don’t we !!! Go & turn some cheese you workshy leech.”

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Haha, did I call it or what? Ruth actually mentioned the ‘chiyuld’!! Shame they didn’t go on and say the rest!

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You did call it, Janie. Prove that you are not a lurking scriptie.

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