A long time ago and on another forum, I used to fantasize about Pip’s mangled remains being retrieved piecemeal from ditches the length and breadth of Borsetshire. Alas, the wench is not yet dead.
I have not abandoned all hope, however; indeed, my desires have increased in scope. Now, I long for the remains, mangled, of the bleating tart to be commingled with those of that filthy little prig Mia.
That is all.
It really is not the business of younger sisters to try to manage their elder brothers’ love-lives.
Once again, where was this supposed to be happening? Can’t have been Grange Farm; Mia would not have been watching television alone there.
“Oi’ve got a brand new combine harvester, and oi haven’t got me licence yet…”
He has no combine that we know of; boy’s a townie.
FTFY
Have just caught up with the first few of this week. I really wish I hadn’t.
Wait until you hear tonight’s, dere…
Are there any consonants? They’ve not featured at all so far.
And has Adamnboringvoice taken over the rewiddling yet?
Oh, now, there’s a thought! I was expecting it to be Kirsty, but perhaps Adam is better idea. And that would really get up Brian’s nose.
The important thing is for it not to be Kate: she was clearly angling for it when she launched into how well she and Rex have always got on.