Pram shoes

The Archers
#1

Oh, ffs stop the wittering and interference, Jennifer. Can you not tell when you are not wanted?

But am I wrong to hope that the ruddy pram shoes are setting us up for Hemingway’s* ‘saddest ever short story’?
For sale: baby shoes, never worn.

*he cited it; not sure he wrote it as such.

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#2

For sale, engagement ring. Would fit engagement-ring-shaped dent in face.

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#3

From flingin’ or from an ill-considered and unladylike excursion into pugilism? EMNTK.

Also, how idiotic is Amy? ‘Is Alice coming to THE PUB?’

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