Let’s start with good news - it’s the wedding of Tracy and Jazzer this week, and while a last-minute emergency and Jim’s present cause chaos, it is a heartening story.
But just as things are starting to feel more positive for Helen and Lee, Henry drops a shocking bombshell.
Meanwhile, Susan and Neil struggle to cope with George, and Lynda’s plan for the fete takes shape.
Thanks to fleetingeileenm of The Archers in Mustardland
How old is he? It shouldn’t be that surprising that he’s producing solids.
“Forsaking all others, unless they’re well fit…”
Let me guess, the groom is tied naked to the back of the Aberdeen Express? Or, for a tiny bit of originality, the bride?
For the avoidance of doubt, in your latter scenario should I be visualising a kiltless Jazzer strapped to Tracy’s ample hindquarters with those bungee luggage thingies or Ms Horrobin, tits to the wind, hurtling out of Kings Cross at the rear of the 14:00 to Aberdeen with York her next station stop?
Wot you choose to visualise is your problem. (Both, of course. Then Jazzer gets arrested at the border for being No True Scotsman.)