Radio Times Ambridge Diary March 29-April 3


#1

The village is in desperate need of a boost, so Shula and Kirsty organise a Fayre with a difference. Fallon, though, is struggling to gain interest in her Easter bonnet concept, but soon comes up with a twist that may just prove to be a winner. Kirsty, however, is left wondering whether her plans are appropriate in the wake of all that’s happened.
Good news at last comes to Brookfield and Ben is surprised to run into a young woman from his past. And there are celebrations for the Aldridges as Xander’s birth certificate comes through, but Brian has a controversial suggestion for Adam that succeeds in stirring up unpleasant memories …

Thanks to fleetingeileenm of ‘The Archers in Mustardland’


#2

“Name That Poison”
“Guess the Weight of Dynamite”
“Tunnel of Stabby Knives” (prop. H. Archer)


#3

…p’raps they should have been more thorough when they checked the brakes in his nu-wheels…
:thinking::thinking::thinking::thinking::open_mouth:


#4

Guess the weight of TheVicar?


#5

The Felphersham zoo would not risk their weighbridges (used for checking the wieght of large mammals) so we couldn’t play guess the weight of the vicar…


#6

Cut him up into manageable portions and weigh individually, reserving the blood and including it in the final total.
Honestly, some people’s problem-solving abilities are non-existent.


#7

Do we test for floating before or after the dissection? And where do you want this truckload of piranha?


#8

Usual place. Cheers, mate.