Radio Times June 11-16

The Archers Spoilers
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There’s a problem looming for Lynda. No, not the start of hay fever season, but James and Leonie turning up. They’re a special and unique kind of irritant.
With things not being harmonious between them, Lynda’s 70th birthday bash comes under threat.
Pip is a hit at Open Farm Sunday, despite the dreaded IBR nightmare rearing its head again.
Ruth has troubles of her own. She worries Pip is overdoing it, and Josh comes along with his own bombshell.
Freddie and Johnny struggle to get home from the delights of the festival, driving Elizabeth to distraction.
Rex and Anisha agree to a date.

Many thanks to Toffee from Peet’s Mustardland

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[quote=“JustJanie, post:1, topic:416”]
Freddie and Johnny struggle to get home from the delights of the festival, driving Elizabeth to distraction[/quote]Thus any fears/hopes/dreams that either of them suffer for their art and cunning use of chemicals are dashed.

Pooh.

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“30th of February, before we ever have to talk to each other again.”

“Slap the Pip, £1 a go”

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You could charge considerably more than that and still do a brisk trade, I reckon…

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Yeah, but the cheaper it is the more slaps will be delivered.

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Maybe offer a free one for every £3 spent.

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I like your thinking, Armers.

Although of course I could never condone actual violence. Not much I couldn’t :smiling_imp:

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Roll up to slap Pip!
And just two quid a ride!
On the trailer, that is:
Twice the price for inside
The cab of the tractor
While driven by Josh.
Hmm, would rides on the Pip
Bring in slightly more dosh?

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