I have been pondering suitable food for this anti-celebration and came up with some thoroughly tasteless ideas which you dont want to hear. No, really, you don’t.
No, it is not usual behaviour. It is warped in the extreme. But with any luck it will send Tom back into a deep baby-deprived decline in the depths of which, driven by insane jealousy and resentment, he slaughters Pip and possibly Toby too,along with Helen, Henwy and the rapelet, before doing away with himself.
A Gus can dream.
Is the pollution seeping through Borsetshire from the Home Farm site responsible for the abnormal broodiness of the Ambridge males? It’s a very unattractive, as well as unbelievable, trait.