If Roy’s lifeless body is found, will anyone notice the difference?
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If Roy’s lifeless body is never found, will anyone notice the difference?
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Maybe Tracy, if he consistently fails to turn up for nets?
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Nets?
I’d throw him back…
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Synopsis:
“As they leave the club, Roy complains about the lack of street lighting.”
No, Roy, that’s the traffic cone on your head.
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As they leave the Club? They left the pub to go and look for one, I thought.
Oh, right, the BBC synopsis: that says what they meant to put in, not what is actually broadcast.
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…well, WobblyWoy wanted to “…go clubbing”
…GharslyGav wanted to “…do some clubbing” too.
…so, what’s not to like?
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I think Gavin is at this moment clubbing Roy in a dark alley.
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Yes, Gavin really is that stupid, isn’t he.
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“He only did what we were all thinking…”
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…or what we were all hoping! 
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Maybe, but we all have alibis.
Or have we? Establishing our whereabouts at the time of the assault could be tricky…
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“Passing the evening with some friends in the Myopic Mendicant” has always seen me well. After all, the Doom Virus hasn’t got there yet.
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Yes but when?
“Where were you between the hours of 10pm and midnight on Sunday 26th of April? Or possibly Monday 20th?”
To make matters worse, the only account we have of the incident comes from a certain Liz John, who has been shown in the past to be a particularly unreliable witness…
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OK - so what was the point of Monday night’s non-event cliff-hanger? Obviously something to do with Roy’s phone. Are we back in tracker territory? Roy to be waylaid on his way from work some night when both Philip and Gavin have cast-iron alibis?
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That’s the best sort of waylaying. So I’ve heard.
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… with cast iron ?
Well, heavy to carry, but should only need one go, tbf.
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