You do have the most appalling luck, Twellies. I’m sorry to read this.
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NALL, Twellsy.
Enormous ouch.
Gxx
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Sorry about that, Twellsy. Hope you heal soon.
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I did wonder if it would fly from the ground to the fence. I was about to go out and open the gate for it when it gave a couple of flaps and there it was on top of the fence. When I see them in the woods they rarely fly. I’m glad to see they can.
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Oh Twellsy! What will you do next? Poor you, hope it’s not too painfull.
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Bloody Ell, Twellsy.
What on earth did you fall over?
Lights Extry Extry Candle
Sighs
Carinthia. xx
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I did notice that the gravity was particularly strong yesterday.
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I found gravity very strong on Monday
Apparently the ambulance called the helicopter to come and get me to the plague pit and then the fire brigade to get me out of the house and to support my spine while they moved me and log rolled me to check my spine
The townland’s childer were delighted with the machinery
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Bloody hell, Twellsy, you don’t do things by halves. Nice of you to provide a spectacle to distract the local smallies from their usual mischief.
Please reassure us that the damage is confined to the nose/face — which is not in any way intended to belittle that injury.
I hope all heals well and quickly
Gxx
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Glad to see it has not impaired your typing, Twellsy. Are you home now? Get better soon, do!
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Just had torrential rain and a bit of thunder too. I’m so glad I hadn’t set out on my mission at the time I intended.
The blackbirds will be happy.
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As is my wont I was wafting into the conservatory in my dressing gown with gardening attire underneath when I fell
It took about an hour and a half to safely remove me and start to do what the ambulance man called “hoofing her on” in the pretty yella and green taxi
I may have caused some of the more tender aged members of the emergency services a quick education into the ease of working on a fat old bat who sees worrying about her modesty as a bit of a waste of time
Especially when she is on a chilly tiled floor and she is unable to do anything when she has three men holding her spine in situ so it doesn’t get any worser
I however was amusing them with my usual style of broad campish
humour
Now you watch where you are putting that axe young man and why do you want to wrap me in that rubbery looking shroud and where are you attempting to blow me up with that bicycle pump
You say it’s to pump up the splint
I’ve heard about ye lads and your fondness for big red trucks and what you get up to in the night
And such like nonsense
Apparently few patients are able to snigger and giggle at them
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Well done for your humour, Twellsy.
Apart from your poor nose, what’s the damage? If I may enquire … no need to answer.
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Of course you can enquire and I will happily tell you
Pulled muscles in shoulders and hips with assorted bruises to all limbs and a wonderful matched set of black knees as the lesser damage
The major and quite disfiguring damage is to my nose which is badly broken and the skin is split from philtrum to the bridge of my nose and is tacked together with huge stitches that have been engulfed by swelling of the torn skin
The nose bone is broken into bits and both eyes are being covered by swelling skin
Not pretty and not helped by a system that is struggling with winter respiritory viruses that are made even more difficult because people will not get vaccinated as it might cause the illnesses that they are being vaccinated against
Herd immunity is not born with feckin eejits like them still breathing
I am feeling cross and crabit so I will just have a talk with myself to be more cheerful with ye lot
Why is the gin sparrer shunning me?
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Is a Vodka Limpet any use in the interim?
Poor Twellsy, that sounds absolutely awful and you are entitled to feel a bit crabbit if anyone is.
Just the one gallon of Grey Goose to be going on with, dear?
Gxx
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Oh you poor, poor thing, Twellsy. I’m not at all surprised you’re feeling cross, have a big gentle hug and a good moan, no-one here is going to mind.
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Thank you all
When a consultant tells you that he isn’t going to worry about scarring on your face and it shouldn’t worry you you tend to feel insulted especially when his registrar comments it’s not you face for you to be cavalier about scarring
I could have kissed that girl for her humanity to a daft old bag
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