So, who wants to help ... to cavort in the cellar?

Possibly it is innate rather than inventive, in which case it is to save them from having to think.

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A notice seen today when visiting the Ladies in a tearoom:

Please use the sanitary bin provided. Our drains are delicate. Please do not put Lady Things down the toilet.

I didn’t know whether to laugh or scream.

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I would have probably screamed, TFM…

Proffers Restorative Pitchers

Carinthia. xx

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PMSL, TFM.

Dearie dearie me, whatever shall I do with my lady-log?

Succeeded in lowerin’ the tone agane, Gus.

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I bought an large fresh chicken today in the Co-op. It was an orange sticker offer, & reduced to £4.

Itizz in the oven roasting ATM, & smells devastatingly good.

I do love roast chicken, & find it so versatile.

Carinthia. xx

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[yaaaawnity] tseep?

Tseep.

[rollity over, head under other wing]

oh all right then

yardarm

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Steady on there, Dunnock

No sudden movements…

Carinthia. xx

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Might spill the gin.

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Since people are talking about Star Wars today, here is my all-purpose reply.

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Night all

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Goodnight, Twellsy & anyone else going to bed.

Carinthia. xx

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In the garden on this fine cool morning. Much gossip from the blackbirds.

yardarm

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I am trying to fit an Noo drive belt to the vacuum cleaner.
I tried yesterday, but still haven’t got enuff oomph in my left arm after my Covid Booster last week.

Hey Ho

Stirfry soup is under way

Carinthia. xx

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Historically this garden has always been part of Wrennistan.

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But now it’s (autonomously) Corvidia.

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Bloody Hell.

A plastic connection to the roller bar for the vacuum cleaner is missing.
I had it 2 days ago.

Carinthia. xx

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This is like the small nut that dives down the draincover when you are working on a bike, isn’t it. Much sympathy.

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I am so annoyed with myself, Fishy.

I cannot fix the vacuum cleaner without this bit of grey plastic.

Sigh

Have roasted me bones & am now making chicken stock.

Carinthia. xx

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I have found it!

It was stuck underneath the bloody machine with a ratty piece of black ‘gaffer’ tape holding it in place.

Carinthia. xx

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Huzzah! And also AttaChatelaine!

Gxx

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