So, who wants to help ... to cavort in the cellar?

If you haven’t seen me again before tomorrow, send in a rescue team. Wiv scissors. Sortin’ out me yarn stash, see.

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It is my conjecture

That, disembrangled, detwergled, untangled -

In short (and at length), unfurled -

The Gus-stash

Is enough to manufecture

A walrus five eighths the size of the world

Plus his mustache.

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Well me dear, what are you waiting for?

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[rollity-upping of sleevage] An guillotine to knit at.

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New Fish Palace proofed against leaves and herons by wor Fish.

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That looks very smart. I do hope that the fish appreciates it.

Proffers Pitchers.

I am going to have an Snoozette before I attempt to go up the road.
There is no milk or butter in the house, so summat must be done about it.

Carinthia. xx

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Are we quite sure about this? Maybe the sign has been left up since yesterday?


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I know cats like that - expert liars every one of em

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Anyone want rain?

I have a surfeit of rain so please take lots…

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No thanks, we have our own.

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Shove it our way, by all means. Ta!

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This is so exciting, I’ve been specially selected…

to try a nano banana.

Um…

One billionth of a banana.

Wow!

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Don’t use it all at once now

I am off to horrify my hairdresser soon

She will be horrified by the way it has grown and the colours have faded in the sun

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Have you considered (a) fire and (b) the sword?

Meanwhile…


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I thought I’d save time by simply ignoring it. OK that won’t boost my creativity but gin will do that better.

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“There are fuzzy things running about at ankle level. Might be children. I’ll ask my wife.”

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I saw a lovely thing on eBay and now it is mine.



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TFD is very taken with that and wishes he’d had one in his pipe smoking days. He also says, very nice pipe.

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I say, Dunnock.

Thatizz Splendid.

I have had carrot & coriander soup wot I made wivvan toasted Naan bread & some lime pickle.

Carinthia. xx

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