So, who wants to help ... to cavort in the cellar?

The new fishpond has port-holes on the world, and when I went outside just now to feed the fish, it was swimming in a slow and stately way past the port-hole – backwards.

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How a fish swim in reverse ?

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Dunno, but that was what it was doing. In a stately manner.

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The mystery of the reversing fish

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Wiv sonar to avoid bumpin’ into fings.

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Spotted this chap while out for a walk this afternoon.

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Lovely little Egret TFM

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I’ve had a few…

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ONLY a few Gus?

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…too few to mention…

Soo xx

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Off to Peebles.

Soo xx

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Oddly enough, I hadn’t seen this yesterday when I came up with the R remover. Turn your regrets into egrets, and set them free!

yardarm

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I am Caller no 6 in a queue.

12 minutes ago I was caller no 12.

Carinthia. xx

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Hmm

23 minutes all told, including the actual call.

Anyhoo, medication & Sharps bin being delivered on Friday.

Carinthia. xx

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Coo, they are fair walloping through, aren’t they.

I went out to feed the fish. It was looking at its reflection in the porthole, while moving reflectively sideways, head and tail remaining in the same orientation relative to the side of the tank.

I think it is trying to worry me. Swimming backwards, according to the internet, may be a sign of a defective swim-bladder; so may swimming sideways. What to do about this is not clear, though giving it less food seems to be the first thing to consider. So I shall do that and see what happens. If it produces a small bowl to hold out at me I shall know I am on the right track.

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“It is not a question of censorship. It is a question of decency. Some modern books are quite all right, those about travel and those about Sussex, but others ought not to be available.”

— Evening Standard, 1937.

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Bluddy Ell, Fishy.

You have only just organised the Fish Palace.

Sigh

Carinthia. xx

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That fish palace is giving the resident fish a stage to perform on while worrying wor Fishy

I recommend turning a phone camera on to monitor it

If it produces a top hat and cane and starts moving like Gene Kelly arrange a theatrical agent for it

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Egets, shurely? Ed.

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When we were casting about to find the thing I said, “of course, as soon as we’ve installed it the fish will die…”

We will NOT be getting another!

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