So, who wants to help ... to cavort in the cellar?

It is a little vague. It would leave me wondering if I could use non-kitchen appliances. An electric drill or a chainsaw would presumably be fine as they are definitely not kitchen appliances. And how about removing the kettle from the kitchen and plugging it in in another room?

I jest, but no doubt some idiot somewhere would think that was perfectly OK.

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Depends what sort of meal you’re planning…

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So will competitors in amputee classes in the morning be eligible as multiple amputees in the afternoon?

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That is weird and, as above, really not terribly useful. But best not to whip up a sponge with a hand-held mixer just in case. Similarly, avoid the temptation to set the ice-cream maker a-churning.

Baffled, here. But bein’ a Fish of foresight an’ sagacity, you have stew. Yum, frankly.

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I am now wondering about the pressure-washer. Also the sewing machine*. And yes, the kettle in the bathroom would be fine? more hmmmmmm.

*small American boy asked in school to write a short poem including the word “ransom”.

What he came up with was

Down in the bottom of a deep ravine
A wildcat sat with a sewing machine.
The sewing machine it went so fast
It put seventeen stitches in the wildcat’s elbow
And she ran some."

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I am thrilled about the Fishly ex cyst and I hope that the stew is good and ripened nicely

We had a gourmet dinner of egg and chips to dip in the soft yolk

Simple and fast to make

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Ah, but a kitchen appliance retains the nature of a kitchen appliance when it is removed from the kitchen.

More importantly, did they tell you not to sign anything until back to normal? This is a piece of advice that I feel should be much more common.

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They did not.

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Now about this cryptocurrency investment package, fresh from SparrerMart*…

* SparrerMart is known to the Financial Conduct Authority

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Is sparrow crypto currency a bruvver’s enterprise wee birdie?

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I think that would be too obvious, Twellsy :wink:

GD had been a bit grumpy, today. She benefitted (as did we) from playing with our babushka doll. What a wonderful toy this has proved to be, for so many generations. “За здоровье!” or something.

Soo xx

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Blessèd relief, Fishy.

An Candle has been lit, in gratitude.

Try to rest abit, now.

Chicken, mushroom. & garlic soup here, made wiv chicken stock I have been making for a couple of days.

Carinthia. xx

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it is coming round to soup season. Yay!

My hip on the left is a little bit edgy; I suspect the muscles there have been compensating for a while. The hospital instructions say that the aim is to return to a normal level of activity after twenty-four hours, but it’s been over three years and I have forgotten what “normal” is. More walking, for sure, but maybe not until tomorrow; I don’t want to exchange hurt muscles for hurt nerves and put myself into a panic. (grin) But meanwhile I can reach high shelves without pain, and empty the dishwasher, and walk up and down stairs, and walk through to feed the cat.

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I still reckon that having legs is basically Unnatural for an Fish and this is the root of all the problems. Flood the world!

yardarm

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I have a terror this afternoon

Two teefs have broken off at the gum level and the roots need surgical removal

This happens at 4pm

I am dreading it

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Oh my dear! It will be fine; they will dope you to the eyeballs and you will feel nothing. Maybe a little neck-strain where they have to pull and you brace against that. I have my fins crossed for all going well.

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Thank you dear Fishy

I just hope that my gin store (only 10 bottles in stock currently) is enuff to soothe and sterilise the sites…

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May it all go surprisingly smoothly, Twellsy. Will be thinking of you.

Gxx

Also, wot That Fish said.

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Indeed!
Also have soma llamas. On the farm where my Aeron chair was being fixed.

(ETA: or maybe alpacas. On balance I think that may be more likely.)

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Fuzzy hugs, Twellsy.

Soo xx

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