Don’t worry - got that covered…
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Where yer man has got his mouth?
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Morning all
Nail fettling for me today
I am thinking of a bronze colour with bright golden leaves as the pattern
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V autumnal, dere.
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One must go with seasonality dere Limpet
Fancy a shell makeover?
A nice gentle pink and creamish colour way would suit your shell
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(Do not guzzle the waterbirds - they probably meant “do not feed”, but in modern German that would be “füttern” with the umlaut.)
via
yardarm
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I have never tried to futter waterfowl. Despite extreme provocation on occasion. (Bangin’ on me hull for breakfast (goose), demandin’ oatcakes wiv menaces (a couple of utter swan-bastards), tryin’ to fight my narrowboat because Nestin’ (coot)…
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Coots are 'orrible belligerent cannibals.
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I have stylised leopard print nails now I think they are gorgeous
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I don’t know where I read this, but it has stuck with me: ‘And this is a woman who classes leopard print as a neutral…’
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Well it is a lot of neutral shades in the leopard print
Now sit still and lemme at yer shell with this sparkly pink nail polish dear limpet
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NOT in a pink mood right now. Battleship grey will do nicely. It would be a shame to have to break your freshly fettled fingers.
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Meanwhile, I have managed to drop a potato smack into the fat in which it was to be gently lowered for cooking, and thrown roasting-hot fat about the place thereby.
Fortunately, it all seems to have gone on my trousers rather than onto the floor.
Unfortunately, it was HOT!
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Jump into the nearest pond for cooling, Fishers.
Soo xx
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NALL, wor Fish. Sympathies. Done it myself on many occasions.
As long as you are unfried, that’s all that really matters.
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Pretty aren’t they?
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Coo.
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NALL, Fishy
Proffers an Restorative Minnow End.
Proffers Pitchers.
Carinthia. xx
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