See, the great fing about eggs is, they don’t complain.
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I just ordered a couple of repeat prescriptions via the NHS app, and was interested to notice that they were listed as having first been issued on 1st January 1900.
I’m not that bloody old!
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[weary sigh from the direction of Feral] Look, there are several really very good ways of doing this. Strangely, Microsoft refuses to use them.
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We do not have a red sky in the West tonight. We have a green sky in the West.
I don’t have any shepherds handy to ask what this means.
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DOOM, probably.
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Not too bad then, at least it doesn’t mean more rain.
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Aurora borealis?
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Thunderstorm?
Soo xx
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Year of the Serpent?
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Sudden onset red-green colour blindness?
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All good suggestions but I think the dunnock has it, being as how I am a snake myself . It must have manifested in my honour.
A water snake, as it happens. Known for being wise, charming, and perceptive. You can keep your thoughts on that to youselves, thanks*.
*But I bet you won’t.
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It would seem that I am a goat -
considered gentle, creative, and compassionate, often possessing a calm demeanor with strong, quiet observational abilities.
Go me, the bee.
Soo xx
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Has the writer ever met a goat?
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I’m s dog, apparently.
What does it say about those?
Carinthia. xx
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Whatever it says, I’d take no notice, Darling. Certainly not in the light of this.
Gооd-nаturеd аnd соrrесt, Wооd Drаgоn dеѕеrvеdly еnjоyѕ unіvеrѕаl lоvе
Bwahahahaha.
I’d expect wood dragons to be rather short-lived, really. 
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Soo xx
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Apparently itizz National Pie Week.
I have Scotch Eggs, but I am not sure that they count.
Carinthia. xx
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No pastry - not a pie. Sorry. (I don’t think observing NPW is compulsory, so you’re all right anyway, Darling.)
Gxx
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