Oh just things like getting the bag of leaves rather than the spinach when. I need it at that moment before the omelette is rubber not eggs
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I feel your pain, Twellsy.
I now have two blackening eyes.
Soo xx
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Oh Soo. 
Bio Oil may reduce the chances of scarring.
I am at the Orsepiddle waiting for Podiatry.
I trundled the Tumbril into the Chapel first, & went through me List.
Carinthia. xx
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I hope that you are on your own list, Carinthia xx. I’ll be fine, just like to winge.
Soo xx
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Judging by the outcome, not that great at diving…
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I don’t think a dive onto our doorstep was ever likely to be all that successful.
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We were visited by a Great Diving Beetle (identified by Mr Bee) when we had a large water butt. It died and lay at the bottom until it putrefied. Man - that crittur was huge and it stank!
Soo xx
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Only for telling a man he was wrong? (showing me age there)
Poor wee Bee. Gxx
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I have shades and I’ll not be afraid to use them, once I can actually walk down the front steps to escape, Gus.
Soo xx
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So, lads - now you know why, if you have amorous designs on a girl, it’s a good idea to start by buying her dinner…
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In other news, it seems a new conspiracy theory is doing the rounds. (Courtesy of the comments on a FB science page, invaded as per by the usual menagerie of flat earthers, creationists, anti-vaxxers, et al)
My initial reaction was that she was sending the conspiracy nuts up…
…then I saw her profile…
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But, the moon is a satellite…
Soo xx
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Well quite, Soo. Not really a giant one though: compared to Ganymede, it’s something of a runt.
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I bet it’s made of chemicals too.
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So many things seem to be, these days.
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Shhhh…
Soo xx
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Oof.
I have lit an Candle for us all, & mushroom soup has been made.
Yesterday afternoon was a bitovvan marathon, & a lot of Pondering was required last night.
I was absolutely knackered, & am still Pondering, but Hey Ho.
As the Podiatrist noted, I now have an bunion on my right foot, complete with an burst blister on top of it.
He has given me some Noo shoe inserts, in the hope that these may encourage my toes to realign.
So far, I have identified 1 pair of my shoes in which the blasted inserts will fit.
Sigh
He suggested neoprene shoes…
If he carries on like that, we will not get on…
An hour later, I saw my Consultant.
I either continue as I am, or there are 2 types of Colostomy on offer, with all the attendant risks of major surgery.
I am going to continue to Ponder, & hope for some improvement, & see him in 3 months.
When we were discussing surgery, we agreed that it would be far better to be planned, rather than as an emergency admission. He assured me that he would perform the surgery himself.
I asked him if the lovely Dr Digby would be assisting him, & he asked me why.
I replied that the lovely Dr Digby always appeared wearing the most perfectly applied eyeliner I have ever seen…
Steady hands. Always good in a surgeon…
Carinthia. xx
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I completely understand your dilemma, Carinthia. Love your observation re eyeliner!
Soo xx
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