I have just been made a leopard bed while said leopard farts at me
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I’d say “you let them walk all over you”, but clearly you do.
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Err Dunnock
Bengal slaves are just that - Slaves who feed house and dote upon them!
The slaves are bewitched as the leopards are tiny fluffy kittens
I believe Gus can describe the spotty wee horrors
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"She answered somewhat bibulously ‘Who’d you think you are?’ "
Yeah, takes me that way sometimes, too
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I think propping up the bar, knocking back the gin, and if anyone takes you to task replying with ‘funiculi, funicula, funnic-yourself’ has a certain appeal, myself.
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Aye. But hot flushes - nah; those I can do without.
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Furry, totalitarian, spotty and - yes - horrors. Not ‘wee’, though: they are quite sizeable beasts.
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Gus
You missed out sweet and adorable in describing leopards
Oh and playful!
For a given value of playful!
Pass the dressings for my wounds that I was given by a leopard playing…
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The leopards I know personally are adored, certainly; ‘sweet’ doesn’t really describe them, though. Plus the male of the pair produces the most malodorous shits of any cat I have ever known.
Watching him play with his friend the Boxer dog is as good a way of spending half an hour as I have ever discovered, mind… And he was very good when he met the owl. I have photies of that somewhere (it was a pet owl, not a wild one). They got on surprisingly well.
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Malodorous poo is common to all Bengals I fear
We feed em special fud that is odour reducing for the wee darlings output
That and lavender scented litter helps somewhat…
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It seems that ‘poo’ is still de rigueur. Can’t comment upon that other than to say we did talk about DS’ cat’s litter tray habits (other topics were discussed - including the time that I turned on the tumble-drier with one of our cats in situ - I didn’t kill her, thank gawd). A thoroughly decent lunch was enjoyed.
Tomorrow, we intend to visit a town, north of the border, to further assess the possibility of moving the hive. After 36 years in our present location, this would be a Big Thing for us, so we’ll prolly dodge about and avoid a decision.
Soo xx
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Oh Soo
I have been at Carinthia Towers for 39 years & I am now having to think about what may be best for me . Am aware that Brane is Seriously Fried ATM & putting the whole ‘Thinking Shoite’ orff for a couple of months.
I need time to think, & I can’t yet
Carinthia.xx
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I completely understand this, Carinthia. Even I find the whole folderol utterly bamboozling. Let’s leave it, forra while and havva Pernod, to gather our thoughts. No water is involved.
Take care, Chatelaine.
Soo xx
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Time for bed, forra bee.
You are all in my thorts.
Soo xx
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Dear chatelaine
Just let time give you solace and thence the ability to think
Things are still so raw for you as yet
Gentle hugs
Soo moving the hive is a Big deal so do take time to think things through
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Orf to me own nest, wot is not moving until the next major windstorm.
[ginnity] [vodkity] for them as does
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Oh all right then, one more link.
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I haven’t even started on how I feel about BiL dying in January yet- not even collected my stuff from his house…
Can’t yet even start to sort it all
Bolleaux
Carinthia.xx
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“Cake”, eh?
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Yep, that immediately sprang to mind here too. I’d forgotten “custard gannets”. Splendid stuff.
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