So, who wants to help ... to cower in the cellar?

Not The Archers
8722

That’s not glee, that’s relief.

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8723

I suppose relief comes into it - I reckon we would be relieved were childbirth to involve a set of twins coming out at the same time…,

Crosses legs and reaches for the mothers’ ruin!

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8724

[cringe]

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8725

And I never reproduced1

The thought is enough to deter one for ever trying to procreate!

Poor wee henses

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8726

Eggs don’t have elbows.
Just sayin’…

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8727

Shudders

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8728

Snorks

I didn’t reproduce either

I acquired The Darlings when they were almost 16, & 13

I am ‘time-served’

Azzitwere…

Thirsty too…

Carinthia.xx

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8729

I can take a hint.

[pourity]

Orf to me nest.

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8730

Thank-you. Dahlink Dunnock.

Tsweep well

Carinthia.xx

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8731

I did.

Barely felt a thing.

Don’t know what all the fuss is about.

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8732

What, not even crushing pains in the wallet for the next twenty-something years?

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8733

Aaah. Well, yes.

Though largely done on direct debit so the ACTUAL, y’know, wallet, never suffered.

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8734

HaHa

Today is the Feast of the Immaculate Contraption…

Just sayin’

Carinthia.xx

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8735

ah, a financial epidural, then.

wuss.

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8736

GOOD MORNING ALL

WAKEY WAKEY

These bacon butties won’t eat themselves

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8737

Quiet! The roofers will hear you over the house-shattering racket they are making.

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8738

I am just so happy that I am back to being in full voice again that I have to use it

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8739

I’m glad someone is. Today I have got out of bed in a miserable, pissed off, sodoffworld kind of a mood.

Whinge.

Grump.

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8740

Proffers bacon butties on silver platter

And a basket of fluffy hugs

Retreats to a safe distance

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8741

I fink you may have bin doing it wrong.

yardarm

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