So, who wants to help ... to flummox the cellar?

I’d like to know that too, but mainly - catching up by speed reading again - I’m just relieved that it wasn’t actually cooked on the bog.

Maybe I really do need reading glasses.

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Nah, yer subconscious just needs a good talking-to, dear…

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The sort we get round here, which seem to have grey tips to their fur but a reddish body.

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Use a foil container for the onions mushrooms garlic and paprika

Cook until soft and then add sour cream

Meanwhile put the sliced beef onto skewers and cook on a slotted tray

Cook the rice

Serve the whole lot with a wedge of lemon for squeezing

Until our range is fixed I will be happily adapting recipes for unorthodox cooking

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I admire your adaptability and resource, Ma’am. I do rather go for an Stroganoff.
Gxx

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Nope, I have no intention of talking to my subconscious. Just think what it might say back!

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Have a gorilla?

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No thanks, I only smoke lemurs.

yardarm

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Ooo does this mean we can have a few lemurs in the cellar?

I likes lemurs I does

Bread baked in the remoska is ready and bacon butties are also ready

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Just for you then Twellsy, here are the lemurs at the Curraghs Wildlife Park taking more than a little interest in a visitor’s wheelchair.

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Oooooooooooo

Squeeeeeeeeeaaaaal

They would be great fun and keep me company on the trapeze

And look at them they are just gorgeous

I will just toddle off to Chester zoo and see about purloining a few…

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Where’s the pic from 45 secs later, where they’ve got the wheels off it?

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If they are keeping you company on the trapeze they will not be in the Cellar, think on.

They will not be in the Cellar, full stop, in fact.

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So I can have lemurs on the cellar and round the gin lake?

Happy dance being executed here

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No lemurs in my bar unscrewin’ fings.

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Just so, Bird.

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You’ll have to smoke them outside, though

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No smoking of my lemers

I have had the elves make a lemur proof large enclosure round my trapeze and wil have two lemurs and an ay-ay to keep me company as I play outside…

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There are no elves in the cellar or anywhere near it. If you have imported the pointy-eared nuisances, they should be aware they were and are not welcome.

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I get on well with elves and give a few a home in the hovel

So they were happy to help with my lemur/aye-aye cage and vacate the cellar

So you need not fear an infestation of elves

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