So, who wants to help ... to flummox the cellar?

Not The Archers
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Oh, were you planning to use that ankle again?

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Playing nicely, I see :wink:

I am putting together the first aid kit for The Thing. Dispersible aspirin, in case of heart attack, anyone? Also, I am drinking a glass of green ginger wine - Aldi’s, natch.

Soo xx

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I have a Coro-Nitro glyceryl trinitrate pump spray in case of heart attack. They forgot to take it back.

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Check the expiry date, so to speak, and send it up here. No first aid kit is complete without one of those!

Soo xx

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I have just contacted the burglar alarm man, & asked him to reschedule the appointment. I am too shaky ATM to be moving things about, & need a calm Monday.

Carinthia.xx

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Pore Chatelaine. Very sensible. Medicinal?
Gxx

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I have a suspicion that I shouldn’t have been given it in the first place, because I had just had a heart attack at the time! Yes, it is past its expiry date. I wonder whether it is worth getting another somehow, what with the hypothyroidism which means it is contra-indicated and all.

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I’d enquire, Fishers. Well - I would, if I had a GP to turn to.

Carinthia - that wonderful photie is not ‘twee’, to my eyes. My, possibly tweely, pic of the white doves represents a lovely sighting. I haven’t seen these two as a pair since a week past Wednesday and spotted only one on a neighbour’s roof, yesterday.

Soo xx

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Maybe they are having a falling-out over whose parents to go to for their Christmas meal.

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A reasonable suggestion, Fishers. I think it more likely that one of them has been dedded by one of our hawks.

Soo xx

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Ssssshhhhhhh. He is probably sulking in a shed somewhere because she wants not to go to his parents.

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We’ll be hosts for SiL’s Mother and Sister. They didn’t put up a fight, as far as I know. DiL will spend Christmas Day with her Mum and Gran, DS will be with us. There seems to be no ill-will. Doves, on the other hand, might be more petulant. I suppose.
Soo xx

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Why doves were ever selected as the bird of peace I have never known: they are vicious.

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Would’ve bin sparrers but we didn’t have the Latin.

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… and you did have your Bruvver

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Apparently the Criminal Records Office fire the week before was regarded as “related”.

I dunno, fings is very peaceful wiv me Bruvver abaht.

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The tractor run was good fun

I want to know how the tractors get furry lights in their wheels

Rotating furry lights at that…

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Insufficiently-obvious late evening animal rights protestors?

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That’s great, Twellsy.

Our PC is being a geriatric pita, so I’ll buzz off, now. Best nights, Cellarites,
Soo xx

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Sleep tight, wee Bee
Gxx

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