No one told me about the SMs or I’d have been hanging around doing my best imitation of a starving Accentor (seems to work for some Cellarites)
< whispers back > Hurrah, and safe journeys and flurfles to Beautiful Poodle. The Ma will be pleased.
“I hold in my hand a piece of picket…”
Gxx
I shouldn’t wish to make a Fish sorry and shall do my best, in the fullness of time. I can confidently state that I have never spent so much time and 'phonely effort regarding any subject other than fences.
I wozz busy with the 'phone, Gus and neglected to inform you, although I imagine that chicken balls (although teeny, if there at all) will be very satisfactory 
Soo xx
Caught a bit of the Barry Cryer tribute prog in the week. Asked for his favourite joke:
Chap driving along runs over a cockerel. Knocks at farmhouse. ‘Terribly sorry, Madam, but I’ve killed your cockerel and I’d like to replace him.’ ‘Hens are round the back.’
Gxx
Gawds, the fence calls: I feel I can imagine, but probably that’s not the quarter of it. Poor Bee. Gin?
Thank goodness. That’s a ‘yes’.
I think I’ll miss Mr. Cryer. RIP, Barry.
Soo xx
My imagination starts with a very polite phone call.
“Hello? Mr Briggs? It’s Mrs Jones here. I don’t like to be a nuisance, but I seem to have quite a lot of your fence in my living-room. Yes, there has been a bit of a wind, hasn’t there…”
Perhaps an alternative Fence Wars thread might be started? I am absolutely certain, given the fab and imaginative writing talents in the Cellar, that it would trump my RL experiences. 
Anyhoo, It’ll be a longish journey there and back, tomorrow, so I’ll do my duty as a co-driver and get some sleep. Good nights, Cellarites. Best dreams,
Soo xx
Goodnight, wee Bee. All good wishes for the morra. Sleep tight.
Gxx
Furfles to the Poodle
Bluddy windy here
Windy here, & Hissing it down
Carinthia.xx
groogh. wstfgl? oh, ugh: a morning. pah!
I surfaced an hour ago & itizz still windy & Hissing it down.
Sigh
Carinthia.xx
Franklin is dumping lots of water horizontally at us
Here: not much wind, but lots of rain, a certain amount of mist, and dear me someone’s left out this bottle of Coole Swan I’d better tidy that away…
I have ordered my newspaper - am not attempting to go out in this wevver.
Carinthia.xx
Gawds
Horizontal rain
Sigh
Carinthia.xx
Oof
Have finished cutting my hair - I started last week.
Small Flump annan Normous Slammer, methinks
Carinthia.xx
[pourity][pourity][pourity][pourity][pourity][pourity]
Thank-you, Dunnock
Carinthia.xx
Am back
Franklin is throwing hail rain sleet and snow in horizontal lumps with howling gales and thunder and frightening
Lousy driving conditions on the drive home
The long way as the ferry is suspended due to weather
Good-oh.
Gxx