So, who wants to help ... to flummox the cellar?

:cocktail::cocktail::cocktail: Fer Soo

Carinthia.xx

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Sign War doesnā€™t cut it for me. I want actual corpses, either strangled with shoelaces or with trainers in their mouths. Or the sign people battered/lynched/whatever by the outraged populace.

yeah, I had a minor domestic maintenance fail and am possibly a touch tetchy

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Garotted wivvan guitar string? (High E for preference.)

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Well that would be lovely too, dere. Heavy gloves, though;- )

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A bit of light carving on some surplus tuning pegs and Orville Gibsonā€™s your unindicted co-conspirator.

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Seems the Manx press are at it as well, I woke up this morning to the headline ā€œUnruly cocks cause chaosā€.

I canā€™t argue with that sentiment though.

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Most teenaged boys can cause chaos being in possession of such a thing but not yet in control of it!

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Yes, my experience of teenage boys from when I was a teenage girl led me to me very grateful for only having a daughter.

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Have 'em all out and turn it over to the woodlice.

yardarm

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7Ā° here today

I think that FFS may feature on the MeAndYouā€¦

Carinthia.xx

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[vooosh]
[freezinā€™ tappity on the Carinthial Window]

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Iā€™m swaying in my egg

I hope the Gusly one can cope with an egg chair

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Assuming you arenā€™t runny, and orange, and entirely surrounded by albumen, and held in place with little squiggly bits of yuck I can cope perfectly well.
If you are any of the above, then stop it at once.

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[brushes cheesy-snack dust off chest]

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I finally gave in and looked up the name. Chalazae. I knew that once.

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Thatā€™s odd. Iā€™m sure when I did biology that was called something else.

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Oh good. I remember doing a diagram of an hegg, and labelling it, but the word rang no bells today. I suppose I should have said ā€˜I must have known that onceā€™.

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Mr Bee dislikes chalazae, quite a lot.

Now thenā€¦weā€™re due to meet up with family in Berwick, on Sunday. A lunchtime meal is to be provided, as a Birthday treat for Mr Bee. Here is the menu:

We were advised, this evening, that the female one would be wearing dressy clothes, but taking walking boots, should I wish to walk my meal off. Well, no. I am not annoyed and am merely taking a rest.

Soo xx

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Spill something on her, little Bee. I donā€™t know the wumman but have this strong urge to poke her in the eye. I like the look of that menu, except for the puddings, which on the face of it are pretty dull. Rabbit and langoustine, though [pathetic starving meepity that even wor Sparrer would struggle to better].
Gxx

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Thanks, Gus. Iā€™ll wear high boots and a frock. Mr Bee hazz no intention of going walkies after a large (it will be, in his case) repast.

Iā€™ll not be having a pud, btw. Off to watch vikings kill and maim.

Soo xx

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