Sweet dreams dear wee bee
I had a mate who called me the fallen ballerina with the big boobies
He taught me how to use firearms
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I note the āhadā there. Teaching you to shoot might not have been his brightest move, all things considered.
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Well it was his job to teach us poliss wimmin to handle the weapons we had to carry
I hated the whole idea of being armed after thirteen years of being unarmed
I sobbed myself to sleep every night of the course as I couldnāt bear to think of what a gun is designed to do
I was delighted to hand it back when I was retired on medical grounds
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Whereas there are times I would dearly love to have a gun to hand.
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Saxophonist for a target?
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Oof
Busy day here, relatively speaking.
I met an former MLer in town for Lunch. She was in Chesterfield for a funeral yesterday, so it was good to catch up.
I had a cheese scone, with bacon & melted cheese onnit with a small salad.
Bluddy lovely.
I had a message from the GP surgery this morning, inviting me to an appointment with a GP & the Trainees. It will last between 30 & 60 minutes, & give them an insight into my condition.
I accepted with some alacrityā¦
Carinthia.xx
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Letās call the whole thingā¦ooooff
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As long as you donāt damage the sax
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Bacon butties to fuel your endeavours?
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Iād better, just to be on the safe sideā¦
[pourity][pourity]
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I am excited as my outdoor shower is en route
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Warfarin nurse insisted on stabbing my finger rather than my thumb.
Outside edge of left forefinger happens to be used in knitting, blast the woman. Having a hole in it means that every stitch hurts. But putting a plaster on means everything is clumsy. Gaah.
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Fishy
When I do my pricking for home testing I use the tip of my left index finger towards my thumb side
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As opposed to someone just grabbing your hand and whanging their test-spike-thingy into it. Yes.
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Goodness, Fishy - that sounds like assault! Itās a long time since I stabbed digits, but I was taught that repeated stabbage of any one digit could result in loss of sensation in the long-term* and that stabbed thumbs can bleed a lot. However - *this advice was with regard to frequent blood-letting to check blood glucose levels and your tests are not so frequent. Sorry for the garbled reply - itās been one of those days, already! Off for walkies.
Soo xx
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Ah, well, I am deemed to be Sensible and not make a fuss ā I have cultivated this reputation so that if I ever do have to make a fuss, they will pay attention.
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We just call that āweatherā
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But Joe my shower gives me solar powered hot water
I am delighted with it
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Well, you will be, when you get itā¦ 
Carinthia.xx
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