Just before I cut me froat, I shall leave this final note: the Flower Festival made £1,500. The Ma still has issues wiv the vicar, but is now firm friends with Mrs Vicar, whom she met in the street today which is how, dear Cellar, we have this breaking news. And she had tea with the vicar’s ma & pa & dog at the fete and probably Found Things Out.
grinnity
Gus
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Brilliant, Gus
GlassOfWineAnnaFaggity?
Carinthia.xx
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Yes please.
Gxx
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Sorry, I should have included TFM & anyone else as does…
Carinthia.xx
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Oh, not our table.
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Ulster fries ready
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Gus please send my greetings from one flower arranger to another
I never fail to marvel at the quiet and deadly diplomacy that can be reached over a decently placed anthirrium lily so the more delicate folks are not shocked by the willy lily
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Wilco, Twellsy. Although the conversation might not naturally turn to anthuriums. She actually has a flourishing specimen thereof, now I think about it.
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Do your kinsbirds bite?
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One of my favourite Sellers’ clips! It reminds me of walking through a village in the Dordogne and wishing a tiny dog in an open window ‘bonjour, petit chien!’ The little begga almost took my face off.
Soo xx
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That’s obviously not really a ‘Like’, Soo… 
Carinthia.xx
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You probably misgendered the wee shite. AND you weren’t talking to dogself from the threshold like a respectable suspicious foreigner…
Gxx
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It was a bit like this:
My surgery are being unhelpful with my BP meds - I have sufficient, they say, of the meds I have taken for over twenty years to last until the 20th of this month. I must pick them up from my local pharmacy, even though we may need to be in Edinburgh well before then. Meh.
Good nights, Cellarites,
Soo xx
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Absolute gits, Soo. Try to get hold of the practice manager on Monday and give them Hell. Failing that, and it does go against principles and costs armannaleg, online consultation & private prescription? I am probably just being annoying and shall shut up. But grrr!!!
The Ma is incensed on your behalf too, fwiw.
Gxx
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Grrr indeed
We can order up to 2 weeks in advance ‘with good reason’, but your Surgery isn’t known for being helpful, izzit, Soo
I’ll bet that you could have Botox done tomorrow though…
Carinthia.xx
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Ah well, now they can have good reason to be tetchy…
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Sniggle!
Soo xx
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Ulster fries ready
We have SUN
I am happy
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