So, who wants to help ... to flummox the cellar?

Not The Archers
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And entirely unsuited forra

yardarm

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1084

No but bacon butties are

Luckily I have a platter to handā€¦

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1085

Even the spring-loaded type?
< faint kertwoingggg! >

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1086

Gus sweetie

Limpets who twang my bra strap get removed from their rock pool and served as a delicacy along with langoustines oysters and mussels

ETA

If you will be edible you will get eaten especially with a drop or two of hot sauce on your foots

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1087

You wouldnā€™t be in the garment in question when it was deployed fer engineerinā€™ purposes, silly.

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1088

Are you Sure about that Gus?

The stress my underpinnings can take makes me worried about being used as a catapult

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1089

Mea culpa!

Spent most of yesterday doing all the things I should have done on Monday.

Beef and flan still available for all Cellarites. (Just donā€™t ask about the Hermitageā€¦)

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1090

That reminds me of an eavesdropping anecdote, the source of which escapes me.

Late middle-aged married couple dining in a hotel restaurant in grim silence, until:
Husband: Do you know, if they put all the corridors in the Hermitage together, theyā€™d be 27 miles long?
Wife: Shut oop and finish your fish.

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1091

Oof

Prolly time fer Pitchers

Hermitage or notā€¦ :wink:

Carinthia. xx

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1092

Only prolly? Deffly, I say, and make 'em extra large ones.

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1093

:amphora::amphora::amphora:

They look more like yer actual Amphorae than Pitchersā€¦ :joy:

Carinthia.xx

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1094

I think they have the wrong sort of bottoms (then again, who am I to talk about having the wrong sort of bottom?) for Amphorae. Whatever they are, theyā€™ll do very nicely. Cheers.

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1095

[yawnity] Tseep?

Oh right. Still not a butterfly.

yardarm

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1096

Morning all

Thundery rain here
Allegedly showers but the buggers have formed an incontinent conga line and are circling to ensre the hovel gets continuous rain and NO promised thunder

I may sulkā€¦

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1097

We have been promised thunder for weeks. Itā€™s now shifted to happen tomorrow. Yeah, right. Off forran walk.
Soo xx

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1098

Same happened here. Then on a day no thunder was advertised, we had thunder. Pah.

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1099

Our forecast fer tomorrow is Shite, with severe stormsā€¦

Very windy today, & 20Ā° outside.

Carinthia. xx

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1100

Always good to have something to look forward to, Darling ;- )
Gxx

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1101

Now updated to 2 days of storms on Friday & Saturdayā€¦

Carinthia. xx

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1102

Bit too much of a good thing, Darling. Do you need Provisions prior to hatch-battening?
Gxx

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