So, who wants to help ... to flummox the cellar?

Not The Archers
1643

Woo-hoo!
Soo xx

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1644

En route. Not en croute. Geddit?

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1645

All right then. Beef Ellington.
Now shut up and collect yer wife!

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1646

I am just waiting for a Porter
The policy is to have porters wheel you out so that you have no falls that you might claim for

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1647

Very wise of them Twellsy.
My Father managed to fall, breaking his nose, by his Orsepiddle bed!

He had seen a Dr walking by, & was trying to show him how well he could walk, except that he couldnā€™t, without his frameā€¦

The paperwork for that episode ran into reams

Sigh

Carinthia.xx

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1648

Your poor Dad, Carinthia. As you know, the Candle is lit.
Soo xx

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1649

The Staff were utterly mortified, Soo, & prepared for me to complain at the highest level. Dad looked as though he had gone a few rounds with Cassius Clay (as he always remembered him).

Howsumevva
I knew my Dad, & also knew that he would have flipped into ā€˜showing off for the Drā€™ modeā€¦

Sigh

Bluddy Vascular Dementia doesnā€™t mix with MRSAā€¦

He had already lost his teeth, & Ā£200

Twice

I found his teeth (shudder), & the first Ā£200 was handed in & I was able to identify it, as Dad had a very particular way of folding notes.

The second Ā£200 was never found, & I couldnā€™t pursue it, because I didnā€™t know about it.*

*He wasnā€™t supposed to have any more than Ā£10 - shouldnā€™t really have had that, but it had to be a note.
He could persuade my brother to do anything, as Sean didnā€™t believe in the Dementia, or the cancer, so he would take him the money, & they would both swear blind that they didnā€™t know anything about itā€¦

Carinthia.xx

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1650

Blimey, Carinthia - the pair of them!
Spp xx

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1651

All the Bluddy time, Soo

Sigh

I was the Witch/Bitch

Take yer pickā€¦ :wink::joy:

Carinthia.xx

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1652

Neither, Darling, far as Iā€™m concerned.
Soo xx

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1653

If there is one thing I have learned in me life as a bird, it is: always be polite to witches.

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1654

Hi honeys Iā€™m hooo-ooooome

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1655

Good. Try not to break any limbs for a bit, eh?

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1656

AAAAAAAAAARGH!

Shops. People. Knickers.
Thassorl.

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1657

Swiftly lights Candle fer Gus

Anna fagā€¦

Carinthia.xx

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1658

Almost everyone in Lidl was wearing a mask, even though they are no longer mandatory. I find this cheering.

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1659

What a fine idea, Darling

You get a better class of peasant round your way, evidently.

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1660

Yeah; the Audis, Beamers and Rollers in the car-park are a dead giveawayā€¦

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1661

Yes - whatā€™s that about, Fishers? Iā€™m thoroughly fed up with no-mask-wearing, no-distancing shoppers. Iā€™ve been perfecting my swerving techniques (Ć  la Keanu Reeves in The Matrix):

Soo xx

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1662

I may offer a beer to a limpetā€¦

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