So, who wants to help ... to flummox the cellar?

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Sorry, Twellsy, didn’t quite mean to have yer hand off;- ) And thank you.
How’s freedom?

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1664

'Swonderful

'Smarvellous

Dear limpet

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1665

Good-oh! Respectful greetings to felines/psittacines, and you get a bluddy good sleep in, in yer own bed.
Gxx

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1666

Yes and good nights of sleep for all. I’m off.
Soo xx

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1667

Wishing you a lovely sleep, Soo

Wiv Gin, & Appropriate Pillocks… :wink::sleeping:

Carinthia.xx

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1668

I’ve slept with a few pillocks in my time.

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1669

Said psittacine is whistling the theme tune of

“The Great Escape”
While happily swinging on her swing

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1670

Haven’t we all sweetie?

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1671

Remind her how that ends ;- )
Bless her feathery, evil, black (well, greyish at least, one imagines) little heart, she’s happy you are back, me dear.

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1672

[yawnity] Tseep?

Yeah, definitely tseep. Should have known.

yardarm

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1673

Morning all

Ulster fries ready

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1674

An bacon sandwich would be lovely, thank-you.

I got up at 6am for an PigPowder & then slept fer 4 hours.

Carinthia.xx

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1675

I am just not going far from the bathroom until the senna and the movicol wear off

Movicol is given to you pre colonoscopy to clear the system

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1676

Maybe in Ireland, Twellsy…

Here, the stuff given is vicious, & Movicol is seen as gentle encouragement :wink:
Either way, put the toilet roll in the 'fridge. *

*As advised by Billy Connolly…

Carinthia.xx

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1677

The Movicol pre colonoscpy is vicious - the stuff I was given is a low dose of the stuff

Senna is a fresh hell for me

LARGE tub of Sudocreme is beside the toilet and is necessary

I am thinking there can’t be much more of me

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1678

Senna is awful, & unpredictable, but cheap.

Are you still on antibiotics? Yer innards must feel as though Domestos has been used… :cry:

Carinthia.xx

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1679

Yerss Augmentin

I feel like a rather wrung out old dishcloth

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Not Bluddy surprised!

Carinthia.xx

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1681

Nor am I

I will stop the senna and keep it for when needed

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1682

Blimey. I hope that I’ll not be required to keep Bowel Charts…

Walkies have been had in pouring rain. No breeze and very mild, so it was pleasant.

As far as pillocks in bed are concerned, I can’t say I have knowingly…

Soo xx

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