As I’ve heard it:
You can get special lorry versions with all the height and weight limits in them – some of them even have turning limits so you don’t try to get a bloody great artic round a too-tight corner. They’re great.
But the bastards charge Big Money for them because they can sell them to the huge trucking fleet companies, so a lot of lorry drivers on a budget try using a car one instead…
And I have a private room
This is good
Oh Hurrah! That is great, Twellsy.
[flappity][flappity][flappity][flappity][flappity][flappity]
[ginnity]
Also the Fishly Flight has pushed back: ADS-B Exchange - track aircraft live
Is the roost in the brewery to a wee sparrer’s liking?
You’ve organized a passerine in a brewery?
That Fish has touched down.
Prepares Pitchers
Have, finally, managed to get through to the Orsepiddle. Posh has been sitting out of bed today, & has had summat to eat.
Hallelujah
Carinthia. xx
We’m all in our various perches and nests and such.
Or outside Avin’ Ay Fag, speaking purely for myself. All this removing stones from feline hooves* takes it aht of a Limpet, you know.
*stupid aminimal was going ‘pad-pad-pad-CLICK, pad-pad-pad-CLICK’ so something obviously had to be done
You clearly need an upgrade…
https://www.deviantart.com/vcrampton/art/Cat-swiss-army-knife-547231903
Oh, I do, I do! Deprecated to buggery, thass me;- )
Hissing it down here for the last couple of hours.
Carinthia. xx
And I am off soon for the new shiny knee
Joe dearest that is a standard issue Bengal paw!
Or maybe it just feels like that when they land on you
Good luck, Twellsy!
Gxx
You’re stealing my lines, Gus. I had already typed exactly those words when your post popped up!
Still, no harm in saying it twice…
Good luck, Twellsy!
Or thrice even. Good luck, Twellsy!
for when you get back.
Also, seen elsewhere:
Pain Scale but for how much of a pigsty your place is
My place is clean and tidy enough that I could cheerfully accept, at no notice, a visit from:
0 (no pain): Child protective services
1: A news crew summoned by that shitpost I did
2: An old teacher who thought I’d go far
3: A potential employer who eats pizza with a knife and fork
4: A neighbour who has a flowerbed
5: An electrician, plumber or carpenter
6: A chill friend
7: A close friend who isn’t scared of spiders
8: Smelly Gary
9: An especially bright day or a new lightbulb
10: A raccoon
Very snug! Very snug! (which is not the way to run a retail business.)
