But I don’t understaaaaand: why was there concentrated sulphuric acid lying about in a Brazilian knocking shop?
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So that’s where he is!
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[period of post-supper reflection]
[brewity MOAR TEA]
Rösti
Makes one thösti.
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Corned beef hash was good too.
MOAR Water…
Carinthia. xx
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Goan fish curry was good enough.
Soo xx
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Right I am now hoping for some sleep
So do keep the clanking of gin bottles down please
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I’m on my third coffee already, & have telephoned M&S to complain about summat, so that’s one orff the ‘to do’ list. 
Carinthia. xx
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I have been showered and CT scanned to prove that I have a brain
The sun is shining here
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Hissing it down here again.
There were flood warnings yesterday too
Sigh
Carinthia. xx
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Sadly my application to have the rain replaced wiv vodka seems to have got lost in the system somewhere.
yardarm
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I was amused to see in this morning’s news that the Northampton aquadrome is flooded.
Here, wind has been the big feature, the entire neighbourhood was out first thing this morning picking up the contents of the bins.
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We are still recovering from the floods on October 20th. Businesses, large & small are still closed, & an old schoolfriend is still in rented accommodation after the ground floor of his house is undergoing extensive repairs.
There were several roads closed last night.
Carinthia. xx
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Robert Smith’s theory is erroneous (and also fails to specify coat hanger-type).
Wooden coat hangers only come into your life if you buy them or steal them from old-fashioned hotels which have not yet discovered the ones which require a fixing on a rod to hold them up.
Wire coat hangers are part of the life-cycle of the shopping-trolley, which escapes from car-parks to go and find a mate in local woodlands or rivers, and then lays paper-clips.
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Wire coat hangers mess wiv my equilibrium…
Nourishing Soup fer lunch, (chicken & 6 vegetables), & I may have bacon sandwiches on lightly toasted sourdough later.
Carinthia. xx
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The collective noun for wire coat hangers is either “a tangle” or “a jangle”.
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I think wire coat hangers are instruments of Satan
I have been pronounced as improving and told that I was extremely unwell when I came into hospital
Lunch was a fresh carrot and parsnip soup
I actually managed to eat it all
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Wire coat hangers are famously indistinguishable from a premium cable brand in hi-fi performance blind tests.
(This is why hi-fi scammers always tell you that blind tests are bad.)
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Seasonal and nutritious. Whereas the recipe in this month’s local directory freebie hingmy was strawberry and blueberry crumble, using fresh berries…, The only vaguely seasonal element was marzipan in the topping. Pah!
Very happy to hear they think you are improving, Twellsy. Keep it up!
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But Twellsy, how do you improve on perfection?
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