Soo xx
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Sounds a bit delicious, Twellsy 
. We made cauli ‘steaks’, deep-fried whole onion ‘flowers’, falafels and pomegranate raitha. Did the job.
Soo xx
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Gin needed.
Lots of gin.
Urgently.
Look, don’t tell TFD I said this but I’ve had it up to HERE with awkward, devious old buggers - sorry, elderly fathers - and I may not be able to take much more of it.
Er, did I mention needing gin?
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There’s a hosepipe ban, so we shall arrange an private standpipe, dere, and with all possible speed.
Sympathies.
Gx
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Aaaah! That’s better, ta.
(And sometimes, it does help just to be able to say these things.)
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Yes, it does, TFM
Have Severial Hugs too
Provides ice buckets fer yer standpipe
There used to be a picture ovvan Tiny Tin of Tonic, but I can’t find it…
Carinthia. xx
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I inadvertently put it in the recycling, Carinthia 
There - I’ve said it.
Sorry for your troubles, TFM. TToT never helped anyone, though.
Soo xx
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On the way north today I overtook a Chivas Regal tanker.
A Chivas Regal tanker.
Werl, Jenny the Wheels has been lookin’ for a new drivin’ job…
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It was probably empty at the time, given direction of travel. One hopes.
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Gawds
Haven’t had Chivas Regal for years…
Carinthia. xx
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I have never knowingly had Chivas Regal. I am knowingly having Nitrofurantoin, so I’ll shuffle off. Best wishes, all.
Soo xx
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Oh Soo
Sigh
Medicinal, of course
Chivas Regal has an bitovvan fancy-shaped bottle…
Carinthia. xx
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Sleep tight, little Bee.
Yon Sparrer hasn’t yet reported a Blue Plaque on a Perthly pavement. I feel there should be one. Either that or you should have been given the Freedom of the City as an apology.
Gxx
PS:
Might have been a fancy-shaped tanker too.
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I grew up near two whiskey distilleries and they didn’t use tankers
Sherry casks to mature the water of life in yes
Brewed distilled blended and bottled on site as is proper
And no Bluddy peat near the amber nectar
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Or ‘golden throat- charmer’, as Himself would have had it. And frequently did;- )
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It is sodding quarter to four in the bleedin’ morning and some humorous quadruped just bit my feckin’ knee.
Yes, ‘sodding’ gets a G. Why? Dunno. There’s probably a Gus style bible somewhere. There is certainly an Cat here, cleanin’ (see) vigorously, while I cower under the duvet. I got Bit earlier too, in the bra-strap region, by some class of airborne hexaped. pod. Whatever. Bitey little shite. Not Happy.
Well, might as well kertwoinnggg! now. Have an
yardarm
Leave some for later, eh, dears.
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[quietly dies of thir—]
Oh hullo ol’ limpet didn’t see you there.
[genteel gluggity]
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Perth does strange things to one…
Don’t come back as changed as I was, Sparrer.
Soo xx
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Ulster fries ready
I have a sweetly purring leopard lap rug
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There was some remarkably harmonious singing outside at 3am or so.
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