So, who wants to help ... to frivol in the cellar? (Part 2)

Having no ambition to end my days en croûte I do not pinch the gnurses’ gnats.

yardarm

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I just thought you had earned it for medicinal dispensing over the years

And I have seen gnurses cooing over you wee sparrer

Getting better looked after than patients you were in some hospitals I have frequented

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Am in the garden catchin’ up on the gossip.

yardarm

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Well who’s been looking at whose bird?

And which bird is flaunting coloured fevvers and varnished claws?

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Neither confirmed nor denied

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Well you know what birds are like…

This time of year round here the native birds are thinking of one thing only

I swear it’s to do with seeing daffodils in bud!

And snowdrops in full bloom

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Twirl, Twirl, Flump

I stomped up the road to get my hair cut this morning, & shopped in Tiny Tesco afterwards.

3rd coffee going in

Carinthia. xx

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Quick guide to Bird: pretty much every phrase is one of “MY worm”, “she never”, “hello ladies”, and “come and 'ave a go if you fink you’re 'ard enough”.

I imagine it would be quite familiar from the ol’ peeler days…

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That’s the second eye done. I’m so glad I don’t have three.

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No?

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I assume all was well with the first eye or they wouldn’t have done the second yet, but to my shame I forgot to ask. Are things going all right? Are you seeing a difference?

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:cocktail: :cocktail: :cocktail: :cocktail: :cocktail: :cocktail:

Helpful Font On

6 Gins to start wiv

Helpful Font Orff…

Carinthia. xx

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Oh yes, a lot of differences, not least that for the first time in my life my right eye is not short sighted, I think the distance vision must be near perfect. Hence buying the reading glasses, I never needed them before. The colour vision thing has been interesting, comparing the cataract eye with the non-cataract eye over the last 9 days there was no difference at all in reds and greens but quite a remarkable difference in the strength of colour in blues and yellows.

Excellent, I’ll be back for the rest later.

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I am very glad things are working well. The colour thing is literally remarkable: or at least, I remarked it, in an astonished and delighted voice, the day after my first eye was done.

I wonder whether the fact that it’s the blues and yellows that have been strengthened is related to those being the two commonest colour-blindness pair after red/green? And also whether you may find the reds and greens are strengthened now the other eye is done? I do know that one of my eyes sees things as more red, the other as more green, but I have no idea how that relates to anything else or whether it is common, and I know it’s been that way all my life rather than since the cataract surgery: I used to amuse myself when I was ill as a child by looking at the white sheets, covering one eye and then the other and seeing the difference between perceptions.

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As opposed, of course, to the 1937 suspense novel by Ethel Lina White.

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Been to optician
My cataract is impairing the small amount of vision I have so he is writing to the eye surgeon to see what can be done

And I have 2 pairs of spex to come

One for close up and one for distance

Trust me to find the most expensive ones in the place

A pink pair natch

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Am having an unscheduled pint of Banshee at The Chesterfield Arms.

My reward for going to M&S this afternoon…

Carinthia. xx

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It was so good that I am having another…

Have bought an freshly made Watson & Brown Porkie Pie too. The day just got better…

Carinthia. xx

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There’s nothing else for it; I shall have to start making the pastry for a chicken-and-mushroom pie!

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Stoppit you lot!

I am away tomorrow getting moles chopped out from my face and then going to a motorsport event

So I cannot make a pie till Sunday

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