I’d like to see a waggle dance performed under the influence of tequila.
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Nae probs:
Soo xx
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Mr C & severial Austrian friends had the worst hangovers ever after Tequila Montag…
I have lit the Candles. Itizz Bluddy Fresh here.
Carinthia. xx
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One of our forecasts for tonight predicts 5°C. Another predicts 7°C. Either way, it’ll not be warm. Newcastle was horribly chilly, today, but the sushi was good and DS was good company, as ever.
Soo xx
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It has now reached 9°C here, with a real feel of 2°, & is still raining.
Am sneezing innan Mighty Manner, which could be hay fever, or the fact that it has turned Bluddy Cold…
There is a Candle burning, to take the chill orff
Carinthia. xx
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Candle ‘n’ vodka ‘n’ gin makes forran
yardarm
(no burnin’ down the Cellar, it takes ages to get it repainted and we’re not due a new one for a while)
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All I want is my trapeze!
And beer and gin
And proffer bacon butties in return
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Are you bored with the swimming pool now then?
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In this weather yes!
The water feature is chucking winds and rain at us as it gears up for equinoctial gales
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Use it or lose it, Twellsy!
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Harrumph
Dons 5cm thick neoprene wet suit and shuffles out to the gin lake
Wondering about full mask snorkel and fins
Banished to the cold and windy outdoors I am and my luffly hair will be ruined!
Nobody loves me
I’m just the bacon buttie provider
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Hmm, well…
We do love you really.
Tell you what, throw in a sausage sarnie and you can come back in. Sausages go better than bacon with beer, imo.
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Steady on there, TFM.
That Bluddy Trapeze is banned forran reason…
Carinthia. xx
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Yes I can use it in the back passage for Lonnie’s amusement
Blows raspberry at the Chatelaine
And proffers sossige butties
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There is no back passage. Since the gin-lake went outside so it could be trapezed into, there has been no need for one.
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Please 
let me have a shed for my trapeze and a nice sty for Lonnie
I will be good for months
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On the surface, near the Old Oak Tree. Not in the Cellar.
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Thank you
One shed painted pink with stencilled flowers on it coming up
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I’m not going to stop you, but is it really wise to give Lonnie a target?
Not to mention the ducks,
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Just in case I’m missing something (NSS), the Cellar doesn’t seem to have burned down as far as I can tell, so why…never mind. All is well, it seems.
A couple of hundred books have been deposited at various charity shops.
Soo xx
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