Morning all
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Morning, Twellsy.
I woke up this morning rich - my £10 Christmas bonus has appeared in my bank account. What do you think I should spend it on?
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Put it towards a bottle of gin?
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Hmm, I could save it up each year until I have enough.
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Bottle of wine?
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Coat of varnish for a limpet?
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Worried old bat here
Is the yardarm in need of restoration?
Might it break leaving us thirsty?
Worry worry panic panic
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In the event of yardarm failure I am authorised to bring out the Acme Portable Yardarm.
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Thank goodness for that Fishy one
How would the cellar cope with a defective yardarm?
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“Whackum!”
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Teeny tiny springs aren’t free, you know. Nor are Grate Big Springs.
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Liberates Pitcher
Flumps.
Itizz an cold & somewhat frustrating day here, so far.
Wor Posh was taken to A&E again last night after less than a week at home.
The Orsepiddle is having “Cyber Security issues”, so answering the 'phone is not top priority
Sigh
Carinthia. xx
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NALL
Gxx
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NALL either
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Thirded.
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I inadvertently almost invented the flourless brownie today.
Anyone fer a chocolate omelette?
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No, thank you, I’ve already had Spanish omelette.
Worrying re Posh. I hope that you can have some communication soon, Carinthia.
Soo xx
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I have been pondering.
Does this mean that you accidentally almost made chocolate omelettes, or that you did make chocolate omelettes and it was almost accidental?
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I think the flour was remembered at the last moment. So that would be almost made chocolate omelettes.
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