First team I ever saw play. At home to I can’t remember whom. I had a cousin who lived in Newcastle and I was, um, eight…
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Nonplussed but beautiful, is Poodle.
Yay fer Newcastle, Soo. Don’t overdo the popcorn!
Gxx
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Was there not another team playing at the same time?
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Please give the Poodle a furfle from me
And an extra one for Paddy’s day tomorrow
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Yes, that’s why I wrote “At home to I can’t remember whom.”
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Oh yes, I see that now.
In my defence, I was suffering the effects of not having had any gin last night.
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May all your shamrocks be drowned
Eventually
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Murder is frowned upon on on trains, I understand?
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Except the Orient Express, where it’s practically required.
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Haha, I was saying the same thing but you typed quicker.
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Sadly, that doesn’t run between Stansted and Cambridge…
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Obviously they need killing, but might one ask why?
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Dear limpet do allow others a turn at the murdering
Cellarati share things
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Gobshite, Level 1
Insists on screaming incessantly into their phone
Gobshite, Level 2
Decides that it should also be on speaker at full volume…
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I draw the line at others’ phone calls*
*Particularly in a language I don’t speak, so I don’t even get the chance to be judgmental about what they’re saying.
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They are not to be murdered
The killing of them is pest control so to be encouraged
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I’m pretty sure “I’m ON THE TRAIN!” would have been in there somewhere…
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True. I spent most of the journey considering ways I could make that not be the case.
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It is important to bear in mind that most “accidents” lead to all trains being stopped while they look into it. “He fell out, we all told him to stop fiddling with the door” may still delay you several hours.
“Choked to death on an Iarnród Éireann fairy cake”, on the other hand…
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