So, who wants to help ... to frivol in the cellar? (Part 2)

Orf on an Frivol. Tseep!

yardarm

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Am having a manicure in twenty minutes I am being spoiled by the Bul

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Painted me toes a virulent green last night

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I now have pinky/mauvish glittery Nails

And soft hands that feel like someone else’s

My hands are never so pampered like that at home!

I like that colour Gus…

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Itizz trying to rain here.

Sigh

Carinthia. xx

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I am in the garden with a pint sunning myself

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For my amusement two nice young men joined me in the hotel garden and one of them was determined to ask me on a night out with him

He refused to believe my true age

I was also given a boost when they found out my real age

I was told in chorus by the young men

You don’t look more than forty

Easily flattered I am

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I am happy for you, Twellsy! By contrast, I have just viewed my phizzog in the bathroom mirror and I’m delighted that I have no NYMs on-site to judge me. Have fun, Twinny!

Soo xx

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My tiny dainty twin is just lovely

In body and soul

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yardarm

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ā€œI identify as a badgerā€?

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Omerletty wiv Pancetta & mushrooms here, if anyone would like some.

Carinthia. xx

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Are there appropriate facilities for badgers away from male and female?

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I hope so, as they are sett in their ways.

Soo xx

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Help

I am in a bar with people buying me drinks

Beer and gin

Is it polite to accept and enjoy drinks like that?

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Have I missed a Twinly Birthday or summat?

Today has been a bitovvan brain-fryer TBH.

Carinthia. xx

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Very nice too.

Don’t go falling off any bar stools now, will you.
Gxx

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Anyone we know?

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I’m ā€œborrowingā€ that! I know a place where it will be much appreciated…

Do they have to wear hare hats as well?

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[yaaawnity[ tseep

Local Council now cannot actually tell us when the bin collections are. (They stopped delivering paper calendars a while ago, and since two weeks ago ā€œtheirā€ (third-party commercial) web site just lists every two weeks, without taking account of bank holidays.) It is an offence to put your bin out for collection if it’s not going to be a collection day.

yardarm

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