Orf on an Frivol. Tseep!
Am having a manicure in twenty minutes I am being spoiled by the Bul
I now have pinky/mauvish glittery Nails
And soft hands that feel like someone elseās
My hands are never so pampered like that at home!
I like that colour Gusā¦
Itizz trying to rain here.
Sigh
Carinthia. xx
I am in the garden with a pint sunning myself
For my amusement two nice young men joined me in the hotel garden and one of them was determined to ask me on a night out with him
He refused to believe my true age
I was also given a boost when they found out my real age
I was told in chorus by the young men
You donāt look more than forty
Easily flattered I am
I am happy for you, Twellsy! By contrast, I have just viewed my phizzog in the bathroom mirror and Iām delighted that I have no NYMs on-site to judge me. Have fun, Twinny!
Soo xx
My tiny dainty twin is just lovely
In body and soul
āI identify as a badgerā?
Omerletty wiv Pancetta & mushrooms here, if anyone would like some.
Carinthia. xx
Are there appropriate facilities for badgers away from male and female?
I hope so, as they are sett in their ways.
Soo xx
Help
I am in a bar with people buying me drinks
Beer and gin
Is it polite to accept and enjoy drinks like that?
Have I missed a Twinly Birthday or summat?
Today has been a bitovvan brain-fryer TBH.
Carinthia. xx
Very nice too.
Donāt go falling off any bar stools now, will you.
Gxx
Anyone we know?
Iām āborrowingā that! I know a place where it will be much appreciatedā¦
Do they have to wear hare hats as well?
[yaaawnity[ tseep
Local Council now cannot actually tell us when the bin collections are. (They stopped delivering paper calendars a while ago, and since two weeks ago ātheirā (third-party commercial) web site just lists every two weeks, without taking account of bank holidays.) It is an offence to put your bin out for collection if itās not going to be a collection day.