So, who wants to help ... to frivol in the cellar? (Part 2)

Anyone for pork fillet with a creamy mushroom and mustard sauce with rice and broccoli for dinner?

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Yum…

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So I am feeding three thus far?

It’s one of the Bull’s favourite things for dinner

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Count me in!

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I have had steak mince in the slowcooker all night with garlic, onion, grated celery & carrot. This will make an Cottage Pie for the next couple of days, wiv green beans & carrots, & the rest will make the basis ovvan Bolognese.

Am pouring Candles too

Better make sure that I pick up the right pan… :wink:

More Gin, TFM.

Carinthia. xx

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Am I too late? It sounds delicious.

So does that, thanks.

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I will start cooking at about 6pm

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Oof

I have been to OneStop for the first time in a couple of months, come home, & poured myself an Medicinal Brandy.

I met my old Form 1/English teacher there, & she was exceedingly dithery, partly explained by the recent death of her Mother aged 101.

A woman came into the shop & asked who had parked their car so badly on the road outside. The road is exceedingly narrow, & there is only street parking.

It was, of course, my teacher, who had parked more than 2 feet away from the kerb…

Orff she went to move it, & left her shopping at the store.

I finished mine & went to pay, & the woman came back to say that her neighbour has caught the parking incident on her camera, & was worried about teacher’s fitness to drive.

Teacher eventually came back for her shopping having parked almost on the street corner, again more than 2ft from the kerb, this time on the brow of an hill.

The woman’s neighbour has called 101 as she is so concerned

The Shoite may be about to hit the fanny…

I have lit the Candles…

Carinthia. xx

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Oof

And the next…

I have just been talking to a lovely friend about a letter of Condolence to her 34 year old Godson whose wife has just died aged 33.

Moar Medicinal Brandy…

Carinthia. xx

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[pourity] [pourity] [pourity]

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Hugs and loads of vodka from me dear one

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[resists urge to rattle empty tonic tin] Mornin’ all. Beer reservoir won’t drain itself.

yardarm

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Bacon butties need to be ate while they’re hot too

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Yeah, that would probably do it.

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I reckon that eejit wants a smack Gus

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“Is it that time of the month, dear?”

(Ideally said when separated from the fighter by (a) their opponent and (b) a nice stout wire fence.)

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Under the cover of a Chieftain tank wee birdie?

With the hatch shut…

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I can personally attest to the even greater efficacy of “Are you menopausal, Mother?”

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Yes, always be careful to shut the hatch. Otherwise some mad Pole might lob a wasps’ nest down it.

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Oof

I went for an blood test this afternoon, & whilst I was there, enquired about my appointment for the Shingles vaccine, which I thought was tomorrow.

The Surgery website was updated /changed at the end of January, & I couldn’t find the Bluddy appointment anywhere.

I couldn’t find it because it has either disappeared or never existed.

Sigh & Spit

I have had to make a Noo appointment, & have an Text message to prove it.

Sigh

Gravy meat & roast potatoes tonight. Served separately.

Carinthia. xx

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