I can’t top Gus’s effort, but I imagine, or at least hope, that most of us have cracked an egg into the sink and thrown the shell into the bowl (over the other eggs of course).
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Oh yes. And strained stock straight into the sink.
Mainly happens when it’s the last egg in the house, of course.
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I still think the prize goes to a friend of mine who (post-recent-baby and a bit short on sleep) carefully got the chicken ready to cook, put it into the washing machine and then put the bag of dirty clothes into the cooker. Luckily the cooker was heating up when she did this and she realised before the clothes got hideously singed; also luckily she hadn’t yet put in the powder for the wash so it wasn’t quite ready to go.
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Anyone have any idea what the sheep has to do with it?
No, nor have I. (But TFD reckons it got a ’B’ and two ‘A’s.)
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An episode from today. Mr Bee was expecting delivery of a small tree. A van duly arrived and the driver was taking the tree to our neighbour’s house. Mr Bee protested that the tree was for him. Long story short, neighbour had also ordered a little tree for delivery today. How we larfed!
It was grand having DD and GD round for lunch. GD proper belly laughed for the first time, but not at her Grandad’s discomfort, sadly. Bad bee, me.
Soo xx
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Not a ‘U’ in sight?
Soz.
Soo xx
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Baaaaaad Soo. No Soo-biscuit.
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Oh poor Bee.
And on top of biscuit deprivation, two of your legs have gone missing. This is tragic.
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They keep doing this. I have another four to go before I’ll stop the gin.
Soo xx
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‘What would your great-grandfather do / Who lost a leg at Waterloo / And Quatre-Bras and Ligny too / And died at Trafalgar?’
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Pass mark is now “get more questions right than the sheep did”.
Mind you, many of the questions are about grass.
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Cat fed and tea brewed without incident, in case you were worrying 
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I was extra careful making my coffee this morning… 
Carinthia. xx
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Meanwhile, TFD got out the butter and ‘marmalade’ for himself, made toast, and proceeded to spread the pear & apple chutney on his toast.
He reports that it was quite pleasant really, if a bit of a shock when he bit into it.
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I like my bread in liquid form
Beer is basically a form of bread in liquid state
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More News for Birds:
When it comes to helicopters, I find myself firmly on Team Goose.
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Been to have my nails done
Some are soft ballet shoe pink ish with a top coat of sparkly on it
Others are a rich shimmering midnight blue I like them…
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