Haven’t you nine other toes?
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But they’re not as nice 
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We don’t need anything else this week, Twellsy.
Wot kitten?
Carinthia. xx
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Morning all.
The wren* is back and letting everybody know it. No, sonny, I don’t want a fight. Not now either.
yardarm
* this garden isn’t big enough for two of 'em
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‘Tiny inch-long eager ardent feathered bampot’
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Dear Chatelaine one of Bengals’ more endearing features is they revert to kittenhood as soon as they see their humans after a short absence
two stone of gorgeous soft velvet coated cat made up of zero fat and lots of purr and velvet paws and muscles flying around playing Thundering Herd Of Elephants at a metre off ground level can only be called a kitten!
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Sorry, Twellsy, but, azzan non-cat person, that read to me as though you had bought a Noo kitten & picked it up on the way home from the rally!
I may need an Pitcher or 10…
Carinthia. xx
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No no kittens allowed here
I am trying to get this house human centred so no kittens until the hovel is me standard not a giant cat toy
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And then you’ll do the sensible thing and get a puppy?
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No puppies either as the Bull is scared of dogs
Another parrot now that could be fun!
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Shame, I quite fancy the idea of you having a puppy so that I could sort of have one by proxy, as it were. I mean, I’d sort of love to have one myself but no way am I going through all that training palaver again, and standing out in the garden in the rain for hours waiting for it to do what puppies must do. No way, not again.
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Poster elseboard: ‘People don’t fit in neat little boxes’
Gus [thinkity] ‘Ah, I think I see where you might be going wrong. Woodchippers are your friend’
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Mr Procrustes would like a word.
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Been to quack and have a numb bum from tetanus injection and have been told I have the skin torn away in a lump so I have to keep the wound dressed and dry and clean
Hey ho
The bad news is I am not allowed to get my hand wet so no dish washing for me until the wound is healed properly
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Also make sure you use the other hand to look at the photo of the tiny tin of tonic.
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Yes but with both hands occupied how will I hold my gin glass?
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Sparkly Straw?
Carinthia. xx
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Yes please
Pink for preference
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Pasta, Pesto & cheese for lunch here. I have an ancient Pyrex dish wot I usually use, but can’t find it.
Candle production will have to take place too, as I can’t find the Bluddy tealights either…
Sigh
Carinthia. xx
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