So, who wants to help ... to instaurate the cellar?

Hot-water bottles are seriously underrated.
thassorl.
Nighters :crescent_moon:
Gxx

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Ah, the subtle difference between :crescent_moon: and :banana:

(Why am I awake? Let’s do something about that.)

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Likewise…

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Wasn’t, later.

Meanwhile: the bin-men are here, singing their merry bin-men song.

yardarm

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Morning all

Bacon and rolls on a platter - diy bacon butties

I cannot do anything with knives as my hands are shaking

Hope the neurologist can help today when stabbing my head with my Botox daahlings…

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I have had an armful removed this morning…

Carinthia.xx

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Thank you, Mrs Hancock!

Hope it was extracted expertly and you are not too bruised, Darling.
Gxx

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One of the most painless I have ever had, thank-you

Carinthia.xx

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Update:

It might have been painless, but it has left a deep bruise & a fair amount of blood on rhe cotton wool

Sigh

Carinthia.xx

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Flamin’ amateurs! No, that’s not fair. Amateurs would be better at it.

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There’s a helicopter here needs shooting down.
Grrr.

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I am back with stabbed head and each arm got 5 stabs of Botox too to help stop hand shaking and a discussion of how the garden is

An Insultant sturgeon who treats you like a human being is a joy to have…

Ain’t cosmetic surgery grand?

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My record was five people, from nurse up to anaesthetist, trying to get a decent sample - each having about three or four goes. By the time they were finally done I looked like an extra from Trainspotting

At least one of the nurses got my comment that I’d never get to play Shylock…

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Twellsy, I’m glad that you have had your treatment and hope that the shaking stops, or at least is minimised.

I’ve always found that the phlebotomists are the most successful at drilling for blood from me, joe.

A friend of mine (who is depressed anyhoo) has been in contact to say that her dog died, yesterday. She and her husband are bereft and we can’t visit them. Hey-ho.

Soo xx

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Oh Soo, that’s so very sad. Your friend shall have a candle here.
Gxx

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And here

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I have the Fork Andles on the go here, too

Carinthia.xx

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Thanks, chaps. I was starting to worry about us creating a world-wide shortage of candle wax, but then remembered an article on the WS which suggested that paraffin could be produced from food waste subjected to anaerobic digestion. Of course, the logical use for this would be for jet fuel, but then I thought that we could produce our own paraffin for wax from leftover food in the Cellar! There’s a flaw in this, I know there is…

Soo xx

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A glaringly obvious flaw, I’m afraid…
Gxx

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Do not page That Bird…

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