Immoderate snortle!
First rule of sales: don’t misspell the customer’s name.
Second rule of sales: when the customer says “no sales enquiries please”, they might mean it.
I hope that the Bull has not seen that pizza
He likes pizza
I like me made pizza
I do like force meat stuffing
I do NOT like breadcrumbs with sage
I also like sprouts
I’d give that pizza a go, might as well, since I thought I wouldn’t like poutine and I did. (Didn’t know that was also a Manx thing, TFM.)
Verdammt! Also, arsebiscuits.
The test the Ma needs didn’t work for the second time. The practice is now going to see if the hospital will do it (which brings a whole other set of problems/concerns). So that’s twice she has had an extended period of considerable discomfort for nothing. I’m not blaming anyone - the practice are obviously trying their best - but just exceedingly frustrated.
Oh, and I seem to have a cold. Why? How?
Bluddy Ell, Gus
Proffers Pitcher
Carinthia.xx
Thank you, Darling. You will be joining me, I take it? Bottoms up!
Gxxx
[ginnity]
I blame the Oaf.
(Ornithophages have a hard time rising in my estimation.)
Meanwhile I can confirm that Wilson was still on the prowl this afternoon…
To the best of my k&b, he isn’t - or not in the way of private enterprise, anyway. Possibly a musophage, but I have no evidence even of that. The corpses so far have been entire. Poor little things.
Yay! for Wilson, who is an fine cat.
Hi honeys
I am on the way home!!!
Is there beer?
Hurrah!
Have a lovely
and fuss the cats and then GO AND REST.
Gxx
There’ll be beer and anything else you could possibly want, Twellsy.
Rest, recuperate and stay well!
Soo xxxx
Beer glass full of beer is in my paw and oh boy does it taste good!
Hurrah for the homecoming!
Best news I’ve heard for ages.
You are a lovely lot
Beer 2 is looking good…
Very glad to hear you’ve been sprung, Twellsy. Do you mind if I pass on your news to the Threadkillers in Peet’s?
Of course not
I will pop in tomorrow
I am just trying to be good and not overdo things
Yet…

