Black puddin’ makes most things better…
Naturally the gasmen don’t wear masks while knocking on people’s doors or working next to each other…
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Supper here will be sossiges - pork black pudding and apple sossiges
I like sossiges
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TFM number 3 stole my hairdo
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More like this one. With malice aforethought.
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I just wonder what he thought hugging the tree would do - he would have to have gone back for his bait bucket and rod at some time
Possibly with a collie to herd the nasty sheep away from the poor diddums
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Or to keep the aggressive ram under control. No poor diddums involved. Rams are not a trivial nuisance; they are a dangerous animal which can kill. I can’t see the need to say “very funny video” about it: if it is funny you don’t need to say so, and if it isn’t you definitely don’t need to say so.
For those of us who prefer to spoonfeed ourselves, when the hour is ungodly, I offer the answer to Gus’ riddle upthread:
The actual song starts at about 3:20, but the introduction is soothing.
Or if you want to skip the intro, there is
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The fishing eejit should have checked he was not going near livestock to fish
I learned that as a pre school child
If you must go into said field then go round the edges by the hedges and watch the livestock at all times
But I was dragged up with country dwelling Grandparents who instilled such sense into me
Excitement today is Mr Tesco delivering
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Ah, the inconstancy of the gasman! For the one who came on Friday said, The gas will be turned off for about an hour. And the one who came this morning said, The gas will be off until lunchtime, and then we will come to you and check that the boiler will turn on again. And the leaflet says, In the unlikely event that you have no gas by 7pm, please call us on 0800etc.
And lo, there is no gas, and the house is cold.
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Noooo!
Lying barstewards, yer gasmen. Are they still visible/audible so you could go and Menace them?
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They are rushing up and down the road on their machinery; vroom vroom.
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Yeah yeah. What are they like at Aeron racing? (The chair, not the bicycle, in case anyone was in doubt.)
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Blimey
I have just come back from collecting me Prescription, & itizz Ferkin’ cold.
Slanket time, Fishy
I hope they sort it soon
Carinthia.xx
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They did say there was a small chance it would be off overnight.
Would be nice if they’d bothered to let us know, mind.
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That’s not good, especially wivvan bruised & battered Fish at home 
Carinthia.xx
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No, it isn’t. Sympathy to the Fishly-Dunnocks.
Soo xx
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Nine hours later we have gas again, and heating and cooking. Phew.
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Yay!
Slammers? (I don’t know how to make these, but others do.)
Soo xx
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Oh hurrah!
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Estonian Vodka wiv Champagne, Soo
That Birdie will sort Normous ones, I’m sure
Carinthia.xx
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