Rood good 'elf, here, TFM. Good morning!
Soo xx
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Ner sner 'ere. Quite a bit of frost though.
yardarm
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Bluddy cold here and sner is forecast
I was not consulted about sner delivery
I would have refused it
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“I did not order, did not receive, and will not pay for, item 27 ‘tax’ on your invoice…”
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Bacon butty?
I am actually taxed on my employment support allowance
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Possibly the silliest thing I have seen on Amazon.
https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B07QK13M2V/
Not just a 247kcal white chocolate and cranberry sweetie bar, a MANLY 247kcal etc.
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Yeah, whenever I think of white chocolate, I associate it with untamed masculinity. Ditto cranberries. Not.
Actually, cranberries I now associate mainly with baroque Fishly rants about Satan’s rabbit droppings [grinnity]. Oh, and cystitis (prevention/ alleviation of)
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“Manly”? The only flapjack warrior I know of is Jill Archer.
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And admit it, you rather envy her that lush moustache…
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Now Gus you know she got it lasered off
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It must be well insulated under that covering
BRRRRRR!
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Thank-you Dunnock
Carinthia.xx
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Layer of sner
Layer of tar-paper
Layer of emergency vodka reserve
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That was an accident. She was trying to adjust the sight.
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Tier 4 for us now
Hey Ho
Martyr Sossinges are in the oven
Carinthia.xx
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Carrot & sweet potato soup, anyone? Good with a swirl of yoghurt. Also rather pretty.
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Just for that, you can share the ear- (and eye-) worm…
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Oh Herod, where art thou?
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Tier 5 here - just short of total lockdown
Only allowed to go 5km from house and no visits to other houses
B will be helping the knitwits here to translate a pattern I fear
sfx knitters heading for the hills at speed…
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