So, who wants to help ... to instaurate the cellar?

Not The Archers
5583

Certainly

Tea?

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5584

Pleaseā€¦ A Gus feels slightly out of sorts.

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5585

February only isnā€™t the cruellest month 'cos itā€™s short.

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5586

Thirty days hath September,
All the rest I canā€™t remember.

(Anon)

So not cruel, merely dealing with size issuesā€¦

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5587

I have had an outing to Aldi

Aldi and Lidl in one weekend - the Bull is spoiling me!

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5588

Gaw. For people who are so unable to control their computers that they canā€™t even turn off the screensaverā€¦

https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B00MTZY7Y4/

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5589

I donā€™t understand: what is this thing for?

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5590

Sounds unwise to me, missus.

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5591

To fake a moving mouse, so that your screensaver doesnā€™t kick in.

The only reason youā€™d want one is because you canā€™t simply turn off your screensaver.

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5592

Or use the machine when you are using it?

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5593

Well, sure, but then you wouldnā€™t need the USB thing at all.

Every machine that has a screensaver lets you turn it off. (Except for some very locked-down corporate Windows boxes, but they probably donā€™t let you plug in random things you bought off the Internet either.)

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5594

Safe enough ā€¦ very much off-peak, and they have ā€œtraffic-lightā€ controlled entrances to limit occupancy; modern stores, with at least some degree of ventilation. If either one had looked on the crowded side, weā€™d have given 'em a miss. Sure, thereā€™s always some risk - but thereā€™s risk just getting out of bed!

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5595

I am full of kippers and butter, and bread and butter.

Happy sigh.

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5596

If you like kippers, that sounds like bliss.

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5597

I do, and butter too. Lots of butter.

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5598

I like butter too but BLTs are served with mayonnaise on the bread rather than butter

I have to complain to B

My beautiful new jacket is too darned warm

I look forward to B joining me in being beyond child bearing so she enjoys hot flushes too

Seriously the jacket is gorgeous

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5599

Morning all

Bacon rolls ready

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5600

Sounds like a good reason for a

yardarm

even on this hazy grey day.

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5601

Bluddy fraught last evening, as I had to put the car battery on charge

Bluddy fraughter this morning as there was water dripping through the ceilingā€¦

Sigh

I had been soaking my compression gloves, & my rubbish hands hadnā€™t turned the tap orff tightly enuff

Kinell.

On my 4th coffeeā€¦

Sigh

Carinthia.xx

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5602

A little summat for that coffeeā€¦

[pourity]

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