So, who wants to help ... to instaurate the cellar?

Aha! The A-line kiss – as opposed to the I. Gotcha.

But the authors also have homosexual couples doing it during graphic descriptions of them having sex on hearthrugs, beds, and piles of grass (because no two male characters in any children’s book are not going to be having sex together once the book is over and they have got a bit older, according to one or another fic writer) so it can’t only be for that reason.

Funny how it seems to be only homosexual sex that gets written like that; plain old hetero sex is presumably too boring. sigh

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‘Baby, you look radiant -
Adopt the snogging gradient’

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Beer gut?

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Sehr gut

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Guests gone having been fed a PROPER Ulster Fry and decided they are coming again
Bless them they noticed me having diffs with leaves (I slip on dry leaves let alone wet ones) so they swept the drive for me

Given the number of trees we have that was quite a job
They were such lovely guests who are a joy to feed

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Am Flumping after what for me was quite a long walk. I went to the cemetery with a Candle for Ellie & a friend’s parents, & Wandered & Pondered for almost an hour.

I will now Decline on me Chaise forran while

Carinthia.xx

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[proffers Restorative Pitcher]

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Not sure I’ll be doing very much tomorrow

Sigh

Liberates Medicinal, Justin Case… :wink:

Carinthia.xx

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Oh dear, Darling.
[hugs]
Gxx

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Am ok, really, Gus

I think that I may have been Proper Poorly recently, & have prolly done abit too much today

Howsumevva

I wanted to go & pay my respects, & I did. I should, on reflection, have worn my back belt…

The Pondering is very wearing too. I haven’t been able to visit ‘my’ graves for months, so, mentally, I did so today.

It was sunny, there was hardly anyone about, & I felt better for going.

Proffers Pitcher

Carinthia.xx

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I’m glad about that. But none of the rest of it is ver y good, Darling, and I’m sorry.
[additional hugs]
Gxx

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It’s ok, Dahlink, I promise

Carinthia.xx

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Morning folk

Bacon butties ready

Organic smoked bacon that was a piggy that was grown not far from our house and slaughtered 5 miles from there and cured on the farm

Now dear Chatelaine I am watching you to see you rest and look after yourself

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Lots to do, lots to do, busy busy busy [peckity] but never too busy forran

yardarm

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Oh yes! Hugs, Carinthia.

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Been to a friend’s house where the Bull fettled their first ever telly and satellite dish and freesat box

In return I was given half a stone of martyrs to make ketchup

Isn’t that kind?

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So long as you like making ketchup…

Personally I have been Tempted by the idea of making a brie, just to see whether I can.

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make a brie make a brie make a brie make a brie
a brie make a brie make a brie make a brie make
brie make a brie make a brie make a brie make a

…wot? I weren’t doin’ nuffink.

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It seems more likely that I’d have to make several bries: the recipes tend to come in vast quantities. “Start with five litres raw whole milk” for instance – only makes three wheels, says the recipe sadly…

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Where would you get yer milk? Also, have you got enough cages?

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