Nah, they landed all quiet like to plot more malice.
I can’t say for certain that they cried at the end of Aliens, but…
6 Likes
I run a spider sanctuary…
7 Likes
I don’t, but, judging by the number of cobwebs here, I may well be…
Carinthia.xx
6 Likes
Ditto, Carinthia. This is something that confuses me - I rarely see a spider, yet the cobwebs seem to appear and grow in front of my eyes. Invisible spiders?
7 Likes
Spiders are sensible in the main with the female eating the male soon after copulation
7 Likes
Some just insist on being brought tea in bed. Luck of the draw, innit.
7 Likes
Gus dear
I am brought tea in bed daily
7 Likes
Deferred gratification. A wise choice.
Eat yer mate and you have warm blood for a morning. Boot him down to the kitchen and you get daily tea…
7 Likes
“I’ll eat you tomorrow. Maybe.”
7 Likes
Are they worse than the usual run of these things?
BFE, though.
6 Likes
yeah. Motivational wossit. There are books and courses abaht that an’ everyfin’…
6 Likes
I’m sure that you’ll all be delighted to know that the feeling-of-fly has gone from my throat.
Our cards have been purchased from The Dogs Trust, along with gift wrap and a calendar. They look to be not too sickly but, anyhoo, it’s for the dogs, innit.
Soo xx
7 Likes
I did cards one year with the Queen of Hair and Darkness, and tinsel, and a fuzzy white penguin ornament.
Proper sickening, they were ;- )
PS: re feeling-of-fly, the Ma has feeling-of-tablet, where one got Stuck forra bit earlier. I shall tell her of your and TFM’s Pa’s woes just now.
6 Likes
Also - tell the Gusly Ma about the time I had a haddock bone (corset gauge) stuck transversely across me gullet. Just like the Queen Ma did! She had to go to hospital - the wuss.
Your cards sound quite grooh. I usually buy mine from Samaritans, but so many of the recipients for this year may feel I was being insensitive or pushy…Gordon Bennett.
Soo xx
7 Likes
She was a very beautiful cat, you know. One vet called her a supermodel. So there. Harumph. Plus she got stuck in to the penguin.
Urrrk! to the haddock bone. Pore wee Bee.
Gxx
7 Likes
Justly said. Soz, Gus.
The haddock bone happened many moons ago, but Mr Bee would still declare me to be a Trooper azz I did not panic. The Fly was a bit horrible, mind, and I was having visions ovvit laying eggs in me froat. Just as well Carinthia rocked up with the gin, eh?
Soo xx
7 Likes
I am musing tastelessly on possible card designs. Sorry. The tree angel dangling limply is just the start of it.
7 Likes
Stoppit. No, really 
Soo xx
6 Likes