So, who wants to help ... to instaurate the cellar?

Intrigued squeak

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Wait till Twellsy hears about it!

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She just has Joe

Right wee birdie

Tell me all

Or else I will speak to your bruvver about you being cruel to an old bat

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Well, I’m looking for an interesting sentence or two to say about an E-Type, an Elan, a DB5 and a 911, among others. Which I dare say I shall come up with, but I don’t have 'em right now.

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ā€œPick any one you like out of the first three, but don’t touch the fourth with a bargepoleā€.

But what do I know?

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Elan, Eclat, Eclair…

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Four wheels good, two wheels bad, to misquote Orwell.

(Gawd I hated my O level literature syllabus - I managed to get that, the Ancient Mariner and Lord of the Flies. It’s a wonder I ever read another book.)

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Also https://www.peteatkin.com/play/e1.htm

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We got a compare-and-contrast selection at O-Level: Lord of the Flies, A High Wind in Jamaica, and Kim. I have a feeling I may have got my 1 in Englit by making it clear that I found Kim an incomparably better book. Or perhaps memorising Henry IV Pt I and Hamlet was wot dunnit.

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We had five, a list I can probably drag up if I probe hard enough. But the only one of them I could read for quite a while afterwards was Pride and Prejudice.

I’ll have the first verse for a breakout quote. Ta.

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We had LOTF too. Macbeth. The Mayor of Casterbridge, I think. Peoms of some kind. I forget, really.I was lucky, because a wonderful English mistress saw I was bored rigid and drove me off to read lots more Golding, Hardy, ect ect, and pomes in vast profusion, and do essays about them, so I cannot now remember what was syllabus and what not.

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Oh lud, The Mayor of Casterbridge. Thinking of Great English Classics, I also remember having to read Silas Marner, though that may not have been an actual O-level text. Just a sort of ā€œbreak the little sods’ spirit earlyā€ effort, possibly. Also Joseph Andrews by Henry Fielding, or was it Henry Fielding by Joseph Andrews?

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Not forgetting Gray. And Swift. And Pope at A-level.

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We had Pride and Prejudice Animal Farm Macbeth and The Mayor of Casterbrige

All rendered to unintelligible by a teacher who read a chapter in a monotone and set homework dissecting the chapter

My thing is

I am literate

Ergo

Why should I demonstrate literacy and comprehension when all someone else needs to do is read the sodding book?

Presumably the examiners read the books too

As for the Merchant of Venice and the Lord of the Flies - give me strength
As you may gather I loathed English Lit

English Language was just FUN

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Oh yes, Joseph Andrews featured somewhere, I think. Not Silas Marner, though.
Himself was inexplicably attached to The Mill on the Floss. Perhaps I should have worried more about that at the time ;- )

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Well, that must have come as a Grate Relief.

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Oh, they did. Except the only Pope we had was the Rape of the bleedin’ Lock, which is only really fun if you are pretty well-up in the characters, social history and court gossip of the period, really; and at that time I had not read The Age of Scandal. I wish we’d done the ā€œEpistle to Dr Arbuthnotā€ instead, and had really good instruction about whom exactly he was lampooning. Sporus, huh?

And more John Donne.

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All right then, let’s see what’s still in the depths of my mind.

  • Pride and Prejudice
  • The Merchant of Venice
  • The Comedy of Errors
  • Selected Poems of Edward Thomas
  • One I’ve apparently now forgotten

Nineteen Eighty-Four was on the list, but we didn’t do it.

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Urrrk. Unkind to young Birds, that is.

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Put me off Shakespeare for, hm, about fifteen years that did.

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